Spring has Sprung for Schizmemes

Spring has sprung, love is in the air, the flowers are in bloom, and the Schizomystics are in meme-mode. 

Winona, Interrupted Part 2: The Child Bride

One thing I've come to notice is that there's a certain type of young actress who is commonly presented in an archetypal theme that seems to speak to how she is perceived - or handled - by Hollywood. 

What Did They Do to the Ultimate 90s It Girl?

Winona Ryder was THE Nineties It Girl. She ruled the hearts and minds of GenXers across the world (guilty) - and dated a string of A-list rock and movie stars - only to fall from grace in the hardest way at the dawn of the new millennium.

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About GenX (but were afraid to X).

 

Everything You Wanted to Know About Mind Control, But Were Afraid to Ask

You know, I wish I had a dollar for every time some random stranger approached me on the street and said, "Chris, all the cool kids are talking about Cold War mind control programs, but I don't know the first thing about them. Can you help?"

Beware the Ides of Meme

No themes, just memes. A bit of a spring clean for the Meme Queen, if you will. Dig in.

Piety is a Lie to Me, so Full Meme Ahead

 

One of the things that always gets on my nerves is false piety. And by "false piety," I mean all piety.