Monday, February 26, 2018

Ritual Olympics: The Locusts are Coming.



The Winter Olympics just wrapped up, and did so in style. We saw several Secret Sun Scrabble bases being hit (twins, Orange, etc etc) throughout the past two weeks, but I was particularly interested in the massive Orb/Pearl ritual, led by a gauntlet of young women dressed in cloaks and hoods.

No, seriously- check it out. And wonder with great admiration.


Thursday, February 22, 2018

Dubai Prepares for New Nephilim Genesis


How y'all doing today? Feeling good? Yeah? 
Terrific.

Well, I don't know about you but I sure as hell am in a coma. So either you're all just figments of my imagination or you're all in comas too and we're communicating via unconscious telepathy, what they euphemistically call the "Coma Internet."


So let's get into it.



Sunday, February 18, 2018

ApocalypseWatch: ELF on your shelf


Wow, there's an image for you, eh Jimmy? Pretty gruesome looking fella, wouldn't you say?

What's this for?  A sacrificial altar from the new Devil May Cry video game? A reconstructed Carthaginian tophet? The cover to Slayer's new live album?

Monday, February 12, 2018

Subterranean Cosmo-Demonic AI Blues


Your brain hallucinates your conscious reality. 

And when I say "your brain," what I really mean is the Cosmo-Demonic intelligence currently rewriting reality using our large hadron colliders and quantum-computing platforms. 

And maybe your brain. A little.


Sunday, February 11, 2018

Vegas Rising, or Babylon on the Colorado


Wow, the hits just keep on coming. 

For reasons I'm not entirely comfortable acknowledging, we're seeing more and more focus placed on Sin City these days. We're going to be seeing a lot more besides, so gird your loins.


Saturday, February 10, 2018

Winter Olympics For One Welcome Our New Vega Overlords



The Winter Olympics opened in a subtler and more understated manner than we've become accustomed to, symbolically-speaking. 

But then again, the Somme Offensive was subtler and more understated than the mass rituals we saw in London back in 2012.

Luckily,  those of you who've been witnessing my descent into a Lovecraft character-type madness reading the blog over the past several months were uniquely positioned to decode the signaling we are seeing this year.


Monday, February 05, 2018

Shocker! PhilaeDelphi Vegas Win Super Bowl! Unexpected!

Fall, Eagle, Fall!


After watching the Super Bowl tonight I came to the realization there are only two possibilities: either I am in a coma and you're all part of my coma-dream, or Reality as we once knew it is indeed dead and buried, kaput, over, done with.


Sunday, February 04, 2018

Super Blue Blood Bowl LII Pre-Game: Gigantic

Pretty flowers? Pretty. 
Do you like them? I'm very hungry.


Well, it's the NFLim's Big Day. 


The Big Game is finally here; the Super Blue Blood Bowl LII. And they're pulling out all the stops to ensure that the Vegas are well-pleased with their adorations and ceremonial gladiator games.