Sunday, July 27, 2014

Everything Old is New Age Again

UPDATE: Here's a breaking news story reminding us how germane this topic really is.

Though I didn't realize it at the time, the New Age movement was my entry point into the world of alt.whatever some 30 years ago. And it was also an object lesson in how the sandblasting power of consumer culture can reshape everything in its own image. This may seem like a weird detour to be writing about the New Age in these apocalyptic times, but I hope to convince you that it's anything but.

First, the news.

Despite a relentless campaign of intimidation and libel from the now rapidly-waning Fundamentalist community (and their conspiranoid camp followers) and decades of derision and scorn from the media and academia, the New Age population (classified in polls as SBNRs- an acronym for Spiritual But Not Religious) now outnumber Jews, Muslims and many of the dying "Mainline" Protestant sects, according to a new poll published in The New York Times.

There is no single "New Age" movement and the term itself is as amorphous and malleable as many of the so-called therapies and practices that have come to be associated with the New Age itself. Which makes this result all the more remarkable.

For instance, the New Age I was initiated into back in the mid 1980s was in fact street-level, DIY occultism (the kind on sale at the late, lamented Magickal Childe), identified with the New Age only because of a book-selling category that threw everything that retailers couldn't fit in the religion section in the very tetchy Reagan Era.

Speaking of which, this latest poll is fascinating because I remember no less a defender of ortodoxy than Pat Buchanan triumphantly crowing about a similar poll back in that same Reagan Era (1987, to be exact) that counted the SBNRs as being "statistically insignificant," less than a fraction of one percent.

My, how things have changed.

On the plus side, the SBNRs are middle-class, health-conscious and despite stereotypes to the contrary, politically engaged (and often engaged outside the usual Coke-Pepsi duopolistic fraud system). On the down side, the SNBRs are often prone to elitism, solipsism and a preachy neo-Puritanism (I saw a lot of this at Esalen).


If you read the mainstream media you'd think that Western civilization is on an inevitable march towards a Bright, godless future. This may be true inside the hyperprivileged bubble that the media elite and their friends travel in, the bubble that insulates them almost entirely from the effects of the real world. Outside this bubble, religion is not only on the march, it's literally on the warpath.

Religion is most certainly winning the war of the cradle; in fact, Atheism seems to have surrendered that battlefield entirely.

What's more, atheists are now contending with an aging Fundamentalist movement that is in steep decline in the US, and was even before this latest wave of atheist activism. Bush's promises of planned Armageddon in the shadow of Mystery Babylon itself gave the movement a jumpstart, but most of the previous growth had come from relatively higher birthrates among the religious, conversions from the moribund liberal denominations and immigration.

Today, most of the major Evangelical leaders are dead or retired, and the popular megachurch preachers are predominantly Prosperity Gospel hucksters who have no real interest in politics. The face of American Christianity is increasingly a brown face, and the face of American atheism is almost exclusively white, which leads one to wonder (though you don't have to wonder much) what motivations are being left unsaid. You can look at Tumblrs and Instagrams of atheist meetings- such as James Randi's Amaz!ng Meetings- and count the nonwhite faces on one hand, if at all.

And of course, Randi is one of those original CSICOP members (nearly all of whom were on government salaries of one type or another) who spent all their time screaming about the New Age movement in the 70s and 80s, when the New Age was hardly a blip but when Fundamentalists were running amok, taking over local school boards, legistatures, state houses, and finally the Congress and the White House itself.

If skeptics trained their sights on preachers at all, it was to debunk hucksters like Peter Popoff who were giving the Fundamentalist movement a bad name.


Strange diversion of energy for these so called champions of reason and rationality, don't you think, worrying about Bigfoot and crystals when an apocalyptic deathcult was rampaging across the land and shredding the Constitution? And wouldn't you just know it, said deathcult was also filled with people on Uncle Sam's payroll and also filled with people all fired up about the New Age movement. What a coincidence:
The Christian Right went into a full-blown meltdown over the New Age, with writers tearing themselves away en masse from their airport men's room perches, peepshow stalls and favorite rest stop clearings to man the typewriters and word processors in defense of the Faith of their Fathers.  
The importance of the anti-New Age agenda was impressed upon the shills in the Conspiracy underground as well. Soon, intel dupes like Bill Cooper and Serge Monast were warning of the "New Age One World Religion," a self-contradicting impossibility given that the movement was by definition fractured, decentralized and creedless; the old cat-herding bit, in other words. At the same time Cooper and Monast were tapping out their screeds with aching forefingers, their handlers were creating the real one world religions; Fundamentalism, both Christian and Islamic.
But scandal has shattered the skeptic movement, with many of its major stars being accused of rape and sexual harassment. The old line and the new feminist atheists are now openly at war with each other. Randi's right hand man recently blurted out that sexual consent laws were "irrational," reminding us that one of the major bankrollers of the movement was himself imprisoned for having sex with minors. A major skeptic star was convicted in federal court on a huge eBay fraud rap. The list goes on and on (and on), but you get the point.

What it all boils down to is these movements were never going to be ready for prime time. They have peaked, despite their uncritical audience within the media itself. And with war breaking out all over, even ever-adoring allies like The Guardian, The New Statesman, the BBC, Slate and The Atlantic will find themselves busy dealing with more important issues.


The spectre of war turns the human mind to a topic it usually does everything to avoid; mortality. And the next generation of war may be a total kind we can't yet imagine. We keep hearing stories of pathogens going missing from various labs, making this writer wish he didn't watch so many X-Files reruns. Radioactive material has gone missing in Mexico and Iraq and probably other places I've blanked out.

I know a lot of people want to believe we're all locked in a battle against a single monolithic enemy, and that if we all pull together and fight as one, a new Heaven will descend upon Earth and we'll all live as one. The problem is that that's the same old myth that the Nazis and the Communists were selling. It's a comforting myth and a useful one for a potential tyrant.

Serious observers of the current situation see a much more dangerous world; in which a number of different powers- and subsects within them- are all struggling to define the next world order. Things are so dangerous now because several large powers- the so-called BRICS- are tired of playing second-fiddle and want to steer their own destiny. I should have realized how dangerous things were going to become when I read an editorial in Bloomberg Businessweek begging the BRICS not to set up their own World Bank and IMF.

So now you're asking, what the hell does this have to do with a bunch of housewives noshing on quinoa and practicing their lotus positions? Well, in a way the question is its own answer.

The New Age is everywhere now. 

Yoga studios and health food stores are as ubiquitous as hair salons and hardware stores in middle class neighborhoods. Various New Age therapists and consultants can be found in professional buildings in more upscale burgs. Even sneering liberals are advocating the benefits of meditation in the form of "mindfulness."

Even Christian churches see the value in yoga, meditation and health food. The New Age is less a movement than a totalizing thought contagion.

This latest incarnation of the New Age is ubiquitous precisely because it is amorphous and essentially doctrineless. It's a somatic regimen disguised as a spiritual movement. However, this is not what it began as and not necessarily what it will remain as.

As I explained in the Secret Star Trek series, the current state of the movement is the result of a deliberate colonization effort of a post-hippie, neo-Theosophist subculture by the most important family in America. This process began in 1985 after the death of Esalen co-founder Dick Price and the takeover of the institute by a clutch of corporate types led by onetime Starbuck's executive Steven Donovan:
Because as much as it's anyone's, Esalen is a Rockefeller project. Rockefeller money helped build it, sustain it and grow it. It helped rebuild it after various crises. The Rockefeller in question is the late Laurance Rockefeller, whose very, very deep pockets helped build a New Age Empire in California, including Esalen, the San Francisco Zen Center, the Lindisfarne Association, the Institute of Noetic Sciences and the California Institute of Integral Studies. 
This isn't surprising; nothing gets done in this country without people with deep pockets behind it. Not religion, not politics, not media, not even big-time conspiracy gurus. But it might explain why the New Age movement is so arid and inert and unthreatening (especially compared to its early days). It was engineered that way.

Even with all this money and pressure, I'm sure your Facebook newsfeed is filled with New Agers who -despite the dated stereotypes- leaven their Rumi and Eckhart Tolle quotes with rants about GMOs, chemtrails, the Federal Reserve, the NSA and so and so forth. And of course, New Agers are more open than the population at large to UFOs and ancient astronauts and all the rest. Which may be why the "New Age" section at my local Barnes and Noble seems to be almost entirely filled with books on those subjects these days (You failed, Herr Heiser. Miserably).

What remains to be seen is what course this movement will take in the future, particularly if current economic, social and global crises continue to worsen. There are some who believe that the New Age is simply a symptom of a self-centered, superficial culture. Certainly, the movement cycled through a series of spiritual dabblings like kids through a toy box-- Buddhist, "Celtic", Native American, channeling, Angels, Da Vinci code-type neo-Medievalism-- before stepping away from nearly all of it to concentrate on self-improvement, health, yoga and other purely somatic pursuits.


But you had a remarkably similar situation to today in the early 19th Century, with proto-New Age groups such as the Transcendentalists and the Oneida Society. There were any number of weird sects with strange notions about health and diet that bought up tracts of land and formed short-lived communities across New England and New York. Most of these groups were small and weird and had no real impact.

It wouldn't be until the Apocalypse came in the form of the War Between the States that the first New Age movement would take off like a rocket.

It's said that Spiritualism was so powerful a force because so many Americans had lost loved ones during that horrific conflict that the need to 'commune with the dead' became something so powerful that the Church couldn't stand in its way. But it would be Madame Blavatsky who would understand that Spiritualism was nothing without a creed and so was Theosophy was born.

The difference between Blavatsky and earlier religious visionaries is that technology was such that her plagiarisms became easier to catch (scholars are still sorting out the various "borrowings" in the more ancient religions today) and to expose. Perhaps a hundred years earlier she'd have been seen as a messenger from the Heavens.

As it was, she attracted the cream of New York society (Thomas Edison himself was a Theosophist) and created such a powerful tidal wave that we still base all of our science fiction and fantasy on the work of people initially inspired the explosion set off by the Madame (Lovecraft wouldn't have written a word if he couldn't plunder the work of Freemasons, Theosophists, Rosicrucians and other various occultists). It would be Theosophists who would bring Buddhism to the West, which would have a profound effect on culture to this day.

So powerful was the effect of Theosophy that even Ghandi himself was drawn into its orbit (as were other key Indian nationalists). All of which brings us back to the BRICS and their threat against the World Bank's world order. 

Still believe there's nothing to this?

We saw how the Globalist impulses of the early movement were exploited to the hilt by robber barons who created an internationalist pseudoculture with the help of plutocratic musicians like Peter Gabriel, Bono and Sting, that helped open up new markets for exploitation in the wake of the Cold War's end.

You still see vestiges of the old Globalist impulses among the Trustafarian wing of the movement but you also see an equal (if not greater) amount of Alex Jones-type NWO bashing as as well (Natural News anyone?) This is nothing new- Gary Null's old "Hidden Agendas"series were as radical as anything you'd hear on Jones' show today.

So while New Age may seem inert and harmless- and nearly meaningless, outside of describing a personal inclination- it has by its amorphous nature changed the world in its image in the past three decades. It's impossible to call it a religion in credal sense (remember "Spiritual but not Religious") because there is no creed, no theology, no doctrine. Yet.

But there is certainly an infrastructure in place.

It's hard to argue with Big Money and the various methods of control are more ubiquitous than ever before. And maybe Big Money wants a creedless, inert New Age. But just two years ago all of it was almost wiped out by an errant solar flare, bringing us all back to, well, Madame Blavatsky's time (at least).

I don't think the New Agers (or SBNRs) will ever become the "One World Religion" of Evangelical fever dreams, but I do think they could become a force to be reckoned with. Most especially if things become considerably worse here. Whether or not the movement breaks out of its current demographic is dependent on who emerges as a guru (or perhaps even if we experience another 1970s type UFO flap, speaking of that Barnes and Noble section). Then all bets are off.

Having seen the Elizabeth Clare Prophet organization during its 80s peak, I've seen how authoritarian-- and frightening-- Theosophy and the New Age can be when working in concert with fringe right wing politics. Though I'm certain there were strings being pulled there (for some reason the Fundamentalists never trained their sights on her operation), who's to say that same synthesis couldn't emerge yet again?

With the present age serving no one but a tiny handful, the appeal of a new age could be unimaginably powerful. The type of people who are now "Spiritual but not Religious" are the kind of people who you could build a movement with. And perhaps once you begin to slake those vague spiritual longings with powerful religious ideas you could use that movement to build an army.

Don't think for a moment history has no precedent for such a thing.

Monday, July 21, 2014

These Are Gnostic Times

It's been nearly a year since I've posted here, having been overwhelmed by the two irreducible realities in my life; work and chronic pain. Many a plan and project has been sacrificed on the altar to these unrelenting gods. I've lost count of the times I've gotten started on a project only to have to back burner it when the need to pay the bills rears its head. 

These gods are like some Janus-faced thing; one a stern taskmaster that nonetheless allows me to maintain some semblance of a middle class American life, the other a wild beast that seems to serve no purpose at all but make everything in my life more difficult, more tiring, less enjoyable. I've learned that my particular condition is known as the "rabid dog" of chronic pain conditions among health care professionals, and that even fibromyalgia specialists (who are used to dealing with a vexing disorder) find themselves exasperated by it.

I recently discovered that even a floatation tank aggravates it. Any normal chronic pain condition would benefit from floating in a nice, warm epsom salt bath, but with me it just irritated all of the damaged nerve clusters (known as "trigger points"). So needless to say most of my surplus energy has been spoken for.

For my part, I think the local environment is the primary stressor with my condition (particularly the humidity, barometric pressure, static electricity and mold), which is all too appropriate for a diehard AstroGnostic. I've tried everything but it beats back everything you throw at it. Because I don't belong here.

The problem is that I want my daughter to be able to take advantage of the outstanding public school system as her brothers did, since that experience allowed her oldest brother to graduate with highest honors from a major university this year and score a good paying job even before he was finished with school. The notion of self-sacrifice has taken a beating in the Selfie Decade, but as my grandpappy used to say, fuck that shit. Do the best for your children.

So this Janus-like lord that's parked itself over my life like a permanent Saturn transit basically drove me to close up shop, for the very immediate and compelling reason that I very much didn't want to die.

I hadn't planned to make a book-length series out of the Secret Star Trek thing, it simply imposed itself upon based on a random detail in Star Trek into Darkness. But in addition to putting in 12 to 14 hour work days I found myself driven to capture this story as each new revelation came to light. It was insane. Obsessive-compulsive workaholic binge madness.

For sure a lot of it had been percolating in my unconscious for some time, but that weird tingling in my sinuses just wouldn't leave me alone, that signal that drives me on to dig up hidden connections. But that's not always the healthiest thing to do when your energies are required elsewhere.

What's more, I have to say the response to the post didn't feel commensurate to the information that was being revealed. This is very much a product of the new Internet reality, one I can't exactly say I'm crazy about but one that needs to be adapted to nonetheless. I've come to understand that longform posts (like, say, this) are self-defeating in an age when more and more people are accessing the Internet through their phones.

Which goes to show you that the notion that evolution leads to things getting better is one of our culture's most pernicious myths. 

Nearly everything is getting demonstrably worse.

But it's OK- I'm addressing a small core of people here intentionally. I don't plan to be doing a lot of long-form blogging in the long run.

My longterm plan is to reactivate The Secret Sun Radio Mystery Hour, which I had already planned to do before hardware problems made that an impossibility (ie., my computer got all messed up). 

I still haven't fully solved those problems. I have a new computer but now we've been having a lot of problems with our current ISP and the router (if it's not one thing...). But once those are addressed- hopefully by summer's end- I hope to start up the Mystery Hour again. It's something I've wanted to do for a couple years now, but if you've gotten this far you'll understand how events have conspired to keep me away from the microphone

With the onetime major alt.research podcast becoming something very much unrecognizable to those of us who were there in its early days, there seems to be an opening for something interesting to fill the vacancy. But I will only pursue this if I can do so with the highest level of professionalism I can muster. I have to admit that I got complacent with a few podcast appearances in the past, simply because I was too busy or preoccupied to prepare like should. I regret that and don't intend to repeat that in the future.

 I'm taking suggestions for hosting services. My experience with FraudBean was a nightmare.


I don't think I need to go into too much detail as to how much worse things have gotten out there in the past year, how the world seems perched on the brink of a conflagration the likes of which it hasn't seen in 70 years. 

The past few days I was going through some old posts and it was depressing to see news stories of people's expectations for Obama (that Peace Prize seems like the sickest joke imaginable now), and how they've been dashed.

The American Republic has given way to Empire, of that we can all agree. Liberals say nothing at all about it (well, besides mocking the Kulaks in flyover country) because they are hypnotized into believing they will be the courtiers in the new Imperial palace, but in reality the rugs are slowly being pulled from beneath them. By the time they notice it will be too late and they'll all be out on the street.*

One of these rugs is publishing. Borders is gone and Barnes and Noble is in very serious trouble. Ebook sales are falling as well. The major publishers are fighting Amazon for the right to charge full price for Ebooks (which benefits neither authors nor consumers), a fight that may go down in history as their Waterloo.

I'm seeing this from the inside and can't say more than it's much worse than it looks from the outside. I haven't published anything in 4 years because my experience with Secret History of Rock n' Roll didn't whet my appetite for another go-round. I simply can't deal with the limitations imposed on my work by commercial publishing.

My work needs the tools of academic publishing- footnotes, bibliographies, indices, appendices- otherwise it's too easy for skeptics to dismiss out of hand. I also need as much room as I need to put my points across. All of this is anathema to commercial publishers who are convinced their customer pool is made up of idiots. But I don't. I think the people who are drawn to alternative points of view want as much data as you can give them.

My first book was self-published and I must say it was the only truly positive experience I've had in the two decades I've had my work in print. And with publishers expecting authors to do more and more of the promotional work, there's really very little reason to continue with conventional publishing anymore.

So that is something else I wish to pursue in the future. I've got quite a few projects in various stages of development so finding compelling material won't be a problem. Finding time might be, but that's another story...


The Work (as in the Great Work) continues on. I'll save that for a later post but all I can say for now is that it's been rather stunning and has seriously fucked with my previously held beliefs in causality, agency and whatever hell else you want to throw in. And this is from a guy who's been messing around with Synchronicity and the rest of it for decades now.

What is the point of it? The point seems to be to find strength to carry on with the work in a world seemingly hellbent on making miserable, mindless robots of us all. 

And that's quite a point.

I'd like to say the bad guys will lose because good always triumphs but right now that's a pretty hard prediction to make. But people like us have been here before, and maybe by looking at how they dealt with the Black Iron Prison we too can work up some coping strategies of our own.

32 years ago The Bad Brains wrote a song that declared "These are Coptic Times." I don't know if they really understood the meaning of the word, maybe they thought it just sounded heavy and Biblical. What these are are Gnostic times, there are no two ways about it.

These are the times prophesied by the Gnostics and the times most conducive to Gnostic thought. Not necessarily Alexandrian or Bogomil Gnostic thought- the genius of Gnostic thinking is its elasticity and adaptability. A Gnostic canon is an oxymoron.

I think in the days to come a new Gnostic thinking-- one that has shaken off the dust and cobwebs of the library and the lecture hall-- might be the difference between sanity and the Abyss.

There's a strange symmetry of history as we stand on the brink of a new Cold War with Russia and China; the Gnostic Gospels unveiled themselves in 1945 at the dawn of the first Cold War, now a major diaspora of Gnostic peoples- Mandaeans, Ismailis, Yezidis, Druze- looms as Obama's ISIS mad dogs run rampant through Mesopotamia and Syria.

Already many of these Gnostic people have sought refugee status, it will be fascinating if they break centuries of separation and seek to make connections in their new homes.

Scholar Harold Bloom saw Gnosticism as America's native religion and perhaps the already waning atheist/nihilist phase is a necessary step in shaking off the last vestiges of Puritanism and evolving into a purer, more self-aware variety of Gnosis. One that has broken away from the stifling Medieval past.

2000 years ago Gnosticism and Christianity struggled for the hearts and minds of an Empire, but the world wasn't yet ready for Gnosis and Gnosis wasn't yet ready for the world. Then too the Empire's cosmopolitans and sophisticates shunned all gods and mysteries, only to see their legacy wiped forever from the face of the earth. The same fate awaits their counterparts today. The question remains who will inherit the future?

 * Literally. Worse still, they may well be served up as scapegoats to the burgeoning far right, that is angrier than I've seen in my lifetime.