Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Somebody Got Murdered. And Then Somebody Got Updated



I realize it's it was a holiday weekend and everyone is busy with other things, but a random search threw me down yet another rabbit hole and I felt the need to share it. 

So let's revisit a few familiar topics because some fresh connective tissue seems to have grown after we last spoke. Plus, more insane, impossible updates.



Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Would You Kids Please Stop Asking When It Ends? It Never Ends.


Jesus Christ Pose

Pathological obsessiveness and a surplus of downtime are a dangerous combination for people like me. 

Case in point: I was looking over yesterday's post and a (black) whole (sun) host of new synchronnections fired up my damaged neurons, revealing all manner of subtexts that I should have included in the piece. 

Well, there's no time like the present, right? Get ready for another deep dive, folks...


Monday, May 18, 2020

Now Don't Go Saying I Didn't Tell You. Because I Did.



Today marks the third anniversary of the start of the Apocalypse. Or at least it does for me. 

Three years ago, Chris Cornell ("Horned Christ") swam to the Siren at the MGM Grand Hotel on the banks of the Detroit River, and consequences will never be the same.


Friday, May 08, 2020

Deep Diving into Beyond the Black Rainbow and Mandy



Regular Sun readers already know I am a huge fan of Panos Cosmatos' two feature films, Beyond the Black Rainbow and Mandy. I'd go so far to say they're among my top five movies of the past two decades, if not the top three. If there were even just a few more like these I wouldn't be so pessimistic about cinema.

Wednesday, May 06, 2020

Gaslight a Go-Go: Murder Hornet Edition




Well, just as Coronapanik in the Year Zero begins to recede, we're hit with a new plague: MURDER HORNETS. Or as I like to call them, "hornets," seeing that murder and hornet are redundant.

Incidentally, I thought that was a photo of Bill Gates without all his Beyond the Black Rainbow-styled protheses, but apparently that's an actor called Michael Myers playing a character called "Doctor Evil."