Secret Star Trek: Infinite Bellicosity in Infinite Conflagrations

I really don't know where to start.

I watched the two-part opener of the new Star Trek series and I'm still wondering if I didn't hallucinate it all. I'm still wondering if I didn't have some weird flashback and find myself in an alternate timeline where Star Trek was created by John McCain and Lindsey Graham instead of Gene Roddenberry.

Orion Krause and the Psychotronic Weapons Underground

ROCKPORT — Orion Krause appeared to have a bright future. 

 

Chris Cornell and the Burning Men

Moody Gardens, Galveston

OK, so here we are. 

Houston, Harvey, Twin Peaks and the Siren

Over the past several weeks I've been looking at the events that followed in the wake of Chris Cornell's death and the revival of Twin Peaks, which occurred within days of each other.