Christmas is Over, but SCHIZMAS MEMES Never End

On the nth day of Schizmas, my true love gave to me SEVENTEEN SCHIZOMYSTIC MEMES...

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chris-MEMES

Christmas - and God help us all, 2026 - are coming at us fast and furious. What can you do to get some relief from the stress? Well, you can start by letting Doctor Sun write you a prescription for some Vitamin M...

Schiz-Giving Comes Early This NovMEMEber

Schizoid memery is cyclical. Things get quiet for a while, then the neurotypical graphic madness explodes again in a brilliant deluge of color and verbiage. I suspect pharmaceuticals are an influence (and possibly, hospitalization). 

Out: Halloween. In: Hallow-MEME.

Well, it's that time of the year, and Mary-Kate and Ashley are getting a head-start on the Halloween trend by dressing up as two ultra-rich substance-abusers whose story will end up as a de facto sequel to Grey Gardens.

MEME is the Colour of Her Kind

Hello out there. Hope the Dog Days are treating you well and the weather isn't too beastly where you're at. Not to mention the space weather...

I Really Meme It this Time: Astronaughts and Gnostic Gnuggets

The ridiculous and extremely-costly thrill-ride that Katy Perry and other Obama-era leftovers (allegedly) took last week has inspired howls of incredulity across the entire Internet, but no more so than with the meme-makers... 

Beware the Ides of Meme

No themes, just memes. A bit of a spring clean for the Meme Queen, if you will. Dig in.

Piety is a Lie to Me, so Full Meme Ahead

 

One of the things that always gets on my nerves is false piety. And by "false piety," I mean all piety.

The Schizmemes Will Continue Until Dharma Improves

Been a busy and stressful week or so here at Secret Sun Central and I need to refresh my soul. And you know what that means: Schizospiritual memery.

Accept no substitutes.

Islands in the Meme, That is What We Are

 

Man, I've been grinding nonstop at the Secret Sun Institute and now at the Secret Sun Extension School. I think it's time to sit back and enjoy some dank memes from the weirdest corners of the Internet... 

Roll That Beautiful Meme Footage

It's 2025 and there's no letup in sight for the Schizomystic memers. Which is as it should be, since this year has been pretty schizoid already...

A Lean, Mean, Meme Machine

It's not your imagination: 2024 has been a great year for memes, with a new generation bringing fresh energy and fresh ideas to the field. So whaddya say we wrap it all up with a particularly dank assortment of the 21st Century's native artform?

'Twas the Night Before Schizmas

We're coming up on Christmas, so what better time than now to explore the greatest spiritual innovation of our times? 

You Can Achieve Schizomystic Mastery in 23 Easy Memes!

You may not want to believe me, but we're in the Golden Age of Schizomysticism. It may be ephemeral, like a ship passing in the night. Things are less permanent than they've ever been before. But maybe that's the genius of it.

The Nightmare Before HallowMeme

Well, it's almost October 31st and you all know what that portends - HallowMeme. I've got a fresh stash of dank memes for your entertainment and schizospiritual edification, so let's get into it without further delay...

Wake Me Up When Schiztember Ends

Schiztember may be winding down, but Schizmemes are forever.  And now we're seeing the rise of Psychotomemes, as well what all the kids are calling "spiritual sh*tposting." Are you ready?

Better be. It's all coming for you either way.

ReMEMEber, ReMEMEber, the Sixth of Schiztember

This might be September in your world, but in Secret Sun World, this is Schiz-tember. Deal with it.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream into the Void for SchizMemes

Schizoid spirituality is anti-fragile, inherently and almost by definition. The best schizmemes are about clinging to that Divine Spark no matter the cost or the sacrifices made.

The Meme Shall Inherit the Earth

We live in a culture dominated by snitches, finks, teacher's pets and schoolmarms. This is the Tyranny of the Mediocre, the soulless vessels who are useful only to the satanic oligarchs pulling all the strings, and toxic to humanity. 

It Was the Summer of Schizy-Meme

Inspiration always comes from the most unlikely quarters in dreary, depressing times like these. And in our case, it comes from the Schizomystic community, who are reinvigorating the tired art of the meme.