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Sunday, January 25, 2026
Thursday, November 14, 2024
You Can Achieve Schizomystic Mastery in 23 Easy Memes!

You may not want to believe me, but we're in the Golden Age of Schizomysticism. It may be ephemeral, like a ship passing in the night. Things are less permanent than they've ever been before. But maybe that's the genius of it.
Monday, November 11, 2024
Frank Frazetta, the Antidote to Post-Electoral Emasculation
Burnt out on all the post-election propaganda? Feeling like this dreary, degenerate culture is sucking the life-force from your loins?
Well, I have a cure-all for you, Charlie: Vitamin FF.
Friday, September 06, 2024
ReMEMEber, ReMEMEber, the Sixth of Schiztember

This might be September in your world, but in Secret Sun World, this is Schiz-tember. Deal with it.
Sunday, June 23, 2024
Secret Soup Summit: Signs, Omens and Syncs
Gordon invited me onto Rune Soup for an extremely in-depth discussion about Synchromysticism and its implications. I gotta say that I've been on his show a number of times, but this one may be my legit favorite so far...
Tuesday, February 08, 2022
From Meta-Bad to Metaverse
When I first watched the insanely-terrible cringe-fest of a promotional video for Meta, I had two reactions. First, I felt like I was watching some cornball Nineties CD-ROM game promo, which it was absolutely identical to in every single, solitary way and fashion.
Sunday, January 02, 2022
Trust the LIE-ence: The Hypostasis of the Epstein
Everyone is taking it easy and girding their loins for what is looking to be a volatile 2022, so let's just sit back and remind ourselves how rapacious, corrupt and fraudulent the scientific establishment has become, and exactly who made them that way.
Monday, December 27, 2021
Monday, March 01, 2021
"Ultraterrestrial Agents of Cultural Deconstruction"
My family and I were discussing the Mandela Effect at Sunday dinner. My daughter-in-law wasn't familiar with it, so we looked up some ME listicles.
Friday, April 10, 2020
ApocaLARPse 2020: Tanked
There's way, way too much flying around out there in the Memetospshere to fold into one post, so I'll be breaking these items up and posting them daily, so buckle up.
Friday, November 29, 2019
We Wanted The Matrix, We Got Minority Report
It's Philip K Dick's world, we're just imprisoned in it.
Well, let me amend that: it's a world that PKD could have envisioned had he been a little more tech-savvy and a lot more paranoid.
Monday, April 01, 2019
Twenty Years Inside The Matrix
In case you've been wisely tuning out the media, you may have noticed that today is the 20th anniversary of the release of The Matrix. Cue the endless "Red Pill" misquotes...
Thursday, August 23, 2018
On Earth as it is in Heaven. Or Las Vegas.
Man, here it is being World Regulus Day and none of you folks even sent me a card. That really hurts my feelings, y'know. I mean, not even an eCard? After all I do for you? Cold.
Monday, August 13, 2018
The (Secret) Space Force & the Never-Ending X-Files LARP
Just how weird are these times we are living in? Well, they're so weird that there's a new branch of the military in the works called the "Space Force." Now, I've talked quite a bit about "Starfleet Reality" and the Star Trek timeline but I never thought things would go this far this fast.
And by that I mean I figured all the toys they've been working on out in the Nevada desert would stay in the black until conditions necessitated their unveiling. Goes to show what I know.
Not a lot.
Thursday, July 19, 2018
Magical Wars of Succession
Shortly after high noon on the 17th, Donald Trump addressed the media over the firestorm raised by the intelligence community over the Helsinki summit, ostensibly to walk back statements he made at the Helsinki summit. Not long after Trump began speaking, the lights in the conference room went out, "accidentally" turned off by Chief of Staff John Kelly.
You won't believe what happened next!
Wednesday, April 25, 2018
NXIVM: Buckle Up and Enjoy the Ride.
So this NXIVM sex cult story just keeps getting uglier and weirder. Allison Mack, the co-star of the long-running Smallville TV series has been thrown to the wolves and is reportedly angling for a plea deal.
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
Apocalypse 2Night: Saddle Up, Horsemen!
Well, I told you that something big was coming just in time for the Lyrid meteor showers but I never dreamed it would be World War Three!
Monday, March 12, 2018
Monday, January 29, 2018
The Grammys: Fallen Angels & the Never-Ending Ritual
You know, sometimes I wonder about people who feel compelled to amputate their own legs or eat broken glass or tattoo their eyeballs. Only I don't wonder so much when I force myself to watch things like the Grammys.
Who am I to judge, right?
Thursday, November 02, 2017
Nephilim defeat Archangels, Take World Ceres Crown
Well, you knew this was coming. The Houston Astros defeat the Los Angeles Dodgers in what some are calling one of the best World Series ever. This after Houston hosted what some are calling the best Super Bowl ever, the incredible come-from-way-behind win the New Jerusalem Patriarchs accomplished over the Atlantis Horuses. And Lady Gaga's halftime show was called one of the best ever as well.
And it's true; it was was one of the best-ever mass summonings of the Vegas I've ever seen.
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