Thursday, November 14, 2024

You Can Achieve Schizomystic Mastery in 23 Easy Memes!


You may not want to believe me, but we're in the Golden Age of Schizomysticism. It maybe ephemeral, like a ship passing in the night. Things are less permanent than they've ever been before. But maybe that's the genius of it.


But Chris, you say? How do I catch the Schizomystic wave? How can I be a part of this possibly-fleeting fad floating through the Matrix?

It's easy, pilgrims. Just meditate on the following memes and you will achieve schizo-satori, guaranteed. 


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While you're supercharging your consciousness with the power of schiz, be sure to check out the latest entry in the 45 Years of '79 series on The Secret History of Rock 'n' Roll. 
This time we look at Post-Punk: PiL, Gang of Four, Joy Division and all the rest. Don't miss it for the world. 
Click here for your ticket to dark, doomy, introverted goodness. 

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Once you reach schizoid Nirvana, you'll be ready to enroll at the Secret Sun Institute... 

 

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And don't forget THE SECRET SUN SYNCHROMYSTIC HANDBOOK...

Then give this the once-over twice:

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The Secret Sun Synchromystic Handbook is a comprehensive guide to learning and using the tools and techniques of Synchromysticism, based on the art of recognizing and understanding meaningful coincidence.

The Secret Sun Synchromystic Handbook explains how you can methodically evaluate and utilize synchronicity, using a detailed set of criteria that will help separate signal from noise and revelation from delusion.

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