Wednesday, January 31, 2018
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
Fallen, Fallen is Mystery Babylon the Kate
So I wasn't hallucinating; just as with the new Justin Timberlake video, the rest of the world seems to share my opinions of the Grammys; it was the lowest-rated broadcast for the show ever.
I know it's hard to believe but ordinary folks really don't enjoy having pampered aristocrats and multimillionaire hedonists tell them how horrible they all are for three hours. I know, I know, it's awful. I blame Russia.
Monday, January 29, 2018
The Grammys: Fallen Angels & the Never-Ending Ritual
You know, sometimes I wonder about people who feel compelled to amputate their own legs or eat broken glass or tattoo their eyeballs. Only I don't wonder so much when I force myself to watch things like the Grammys.
Who am I to judge, right?
Sunday, January 28, 2018
Saturday, January 27, 2018
Friday, January 26, 2018
NASA Shovels Moon Dust Onto Apollo's Coffin
After nearly 50 years of arguments and theories, NASA finally shoveled dirt onto the Apollo mission's coffin. While there's plenty of evidence that this may have been a gradual disclosure process, Apollo could also have been collateral damage in the ongoing Deep State civil war.
Thursday, January 25, 2018
Apocalypse 2Night: Fifty-Fifty Clone
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
"These are the Names of the Vegas Who Watch..."
The Phylax phugazi continues to grow more ridiculous by the day. No one can seem to get their stories straight.
First it was the Golden Dawn who pulled the Watcher off his Pedestal of Veneration, then it was changed to "far-rightists" when someone informed the hapless authorities that the Golden Dawn are actually anti-Christian neopagans.
Sounds like a psyop run by Sterling Archer.
Monday, January 22, 2018
Stunning! PhilaeDelphi Vegas Go to Super Bowl! Surprising!
Seventeen!
In a stroke of improbability so improbabilistic it has shaken the very foundations of Probabilism itself, the PhilaeDelphi Vegas beat the Twinesota Vikings and will be squaring off against Twin Brady and his New Atlantis Baphomets!
Saturday, January 20, 2018
Go Home, Alternate Reality Construct. You're Apocalyptic.
Yes, under normal circumstances, this nonsense would be as newsworthy as a Paris Hilton sextape but normal circumstances called in sick this year. 2017 is covering for them.
So if you're still nostalgic for 2017, dig those fidget-spinners and pussy-hats out of the attic because there's loads more 2017 on the way.
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Mermaid Apocalypse: Social Engineering through Memetic Overkill
A lot of people have asked me over the past ten years how you can tell if a symbol-set is circulating through the culture through synchronistic means as opposed to being injected into the culture by conscious design.
My answer has always been that if a symbol or meme is popping up at weird intervals and no one is paying much attention to it, then it's probably synchronicity.
On the other hand, if you're constantly getting hammered in the face with a symbol or meme, and it's the same goddamn note being struck over and over again, then that's a campaign.
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Cranberries' Dolores O'Riordan Swims to the Siren
Three months ago, I told you guys that this thing we've been looking at here since Chris Cornell died-- whatever the hell it actually is-- was just beginning. And here we are, yet again.
Dolores O'Riordan, former lead singer for 90s dream pop superstars The Cranberries, died suddenly this morning in the Hilton London, just off Kensington Gardens. She was working on a new album with a new group called D.A.R.K at a nearby recording studio.
Sunday, January 14, 2018
2018: Same Great 2017 Taste, with 33% More Apocalypse!
"Some people are falling for it." Of course they are, because those mannequins don't look anything at all like oversized action figures. And the bumpkins and naifs who attend the Consumer Electronics Show aren't used to seeing these kinds of exhibits, right?
But hey, you gotta push those antihuman memes so what's a little white lie for the cause?
Thursday, January 11, 2018
Tuesday, January 09, 2018
The Vegans Have Landed
Well, there's some loaded language for you.
The New Normal is here. What does that mean? It means constant chaos and disruption as far as the eye can see.
Sunday, January 07, 2018
Heaven Upside Down or Las Vegas: A Tissue of Lies
We have here what they call a "teaching moment."
The Las Vegas narrative continues to unravel like an old sweater. I have to admit I haven't been keeping an eye on the cover-up because I stopped believing the official story as soon as I bypassed the mainstream media accounts and looked at the actual, y'know, evidence.
Wednesday, January 03, 2018
New Normal Updates: Dementia Helmets
ITEM! YouTube superstar Logan Paul brought the wrath of the Twitter Furies down on his head when he posted a video of he and his bros stumbling on a corpse in Japan's notorious "Suicide Forest," aka the Aokigahara.
What exactly was he expecting to find there?
Monday, January 01, 2018
Orgasmic Obelisk Rituals Ring in 2018
One thing you can take to the bank: Dubai is not to be outdone.
When it comes to ringing in the New Year, the sheikhs of UAE will spare no expense when it comes to illuminating their sacred phalli.
When it comes to ringing in the New Year, the sheikhs of UAE will spare no expense when it comes to illuminating their sacred phalli.
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