Secret Report: Secret Use of Secret Subliminal Symbols (1966)

To whom it may concern...

Secret Report: Secret Use of Secret Subliminal Symbols (1966)

Corman Coleman Cayman Corncob and Jones Inc.
666 Madison Avenue, New York
Telephone switchboard: LEX10666

July 1, 1966

Hey-hey JB,

BJ asked me to copy you on the latest strategies for bringing a new "icon" to market. I've talked to BM, VH, KFC, ZZ and TP, and they've "signed off" on these very exciting ideas "collated" from a number of different "think-tank boys" like Brookings, Tavistock and Iron Mountain.

Ritual Olympics: The Locusts are Coming.

The Winter Olympics just wrapped up, and did so in style. We saw several Secret Sun Scrabble bases being hit (twins, Orange, etc etc) throughout the past two weeks, but I was particularly interested in the massive Orb/Pearl ritual, led by a gauntlet of young women dressed in cloaks and hoods.

No, seriously- check it out. And wonder with great admiration.

This is the World in Which You Live Now.

Huh. I guess those of us who had our misgivings about the narrative being spun out of Parkland were proven right. Yet again. 

Yet again. I guess we'll have to make do with the sense of accomplishment, however. 

Dubai Prepares for New Nephilim Genesis

How y'all doing today? Feeling good? Yeah? Terrific.

Well, I don't know about you but I sure as hell am in a coma. So either you're all just figments of my imagination or you're all in comas too and we're communicating via unconscious telepathy, what they euphemistically call the "Coma Internet."

So let's get into it.

The Siren: Lady Bird and the Never-Ending Ritual

Before you know it all of the stars will be walking the red carpet under the shadow of the Babylon Gate and entering into the Dolby Theater, which was the former site of the Hollywood Masonic Lodge.

ApocalypseWatch: ELF on your shelf

Wow, there's an image for you, eh Jimmy? Pretty gruesome looking fella, wouldn't you say?

What's this for?  A sacrificial altar from the new Devil May Cry video game? A reconstructed Carthaginian tophet? The cover to Slayer's new live album?

Everyone Predicted It: So Much for PreCrime

The day before the Florida shootings I mentioned the 2002 sci-fi landmark, Minority Report.  But looking over this latest horror show in Parkland, it hit me like a bolt out of the blue just how antithetical to Minority Report's premise this mess is.

After all, you didn't need a pre-cog to tell you this kid was a walking time-bomb of some sort or other.

"Everyone Predicted It."

No doubt you've heard by now. I don't even know what to say about this shit anymore. I actually don't want to say anything at all, that's how bone-weary I am of these events. 

Ritual Olympics: The Cyclone and the Siren

We recently looked at how the appearance of a topless cross-country skier from Tonga seemed to be the most gripping story--for the media, that is-- during the opening of the 2018 Winter Olympics. 

How did that work out for the tiny island nation in the South Pacific?

Subterranean Cosmo-Demonic AI Blues

Your brain hallucinates your conscious reality. 

And when I say "your brain," what I really mean is the Cosmo-Demonic intelligence currently rewriting reality using our large hadron colliders and quantum-computing platforms. 

And maybe your brain. A little.

Vegas Rising, or Babylon on the Colorado

Wow, the hits just keep on coming. 

For reasons I'm not entirely comfortable acknowledging, we're seeing more and more focus placed on Sin City these days. We're going to be seeing a lot more besides, so gird your loins.

Winter Olympics For One Welcome Our New Vega Overlords

The Winter Olympics opened in a subtler and more understated manner than we've become accustomed to, symbolically-speaking. 

But then again, the Somme Offensive was subtler and more understated than the mass rituals we saw in London back in 2012.

Luckily,  those of you who've been witnessing my descent into a Lovecraft character-type madness reading the blog over the past several months were uniquely positioned to decode the signaling we are seeing this year.

Go-Go, Vegas, Go!

The floodgates are now open. All of the huge marketing and PR consulting firms have cashed their seven and eight-figure paychecks and the marching orders have all been handed out to the media. 

The word has been passed down from on high, and the word is "Vega." 

The Occultation of Venus

Yeah. This is where we are now. 

Shocker! PhilaeDelphi Vegas Win Super Bowl! Unexpected!

Fall, Eagle, Fall!

READ MORE ON SUPER BOWL 52 HERE

After watching the Super Bowl tonight I came to the realization there are only two possibilities: either I am in a coma and you're all part of my coma-dream, or Reality as we once knew it is indeed dead and buried, kaput, over, done with.

Super Blue Blood Bowl LII Pre-Game: Gigantic

Pretty flowers? Pretty. 

Do you like them? I'm very hungry.

Well, it's the NFLim's Big Day. 

The Big Game is finally here; the Super Blue Blood Bowl LII. And they're pulling out all the stops to ensure that the Vegas are well-pleased with their adorations and ceremonial gladiator games. 

Scarlet Women and Red Almandine

OK, as usual there's a lot going on and lot of dots to connect. There's actually too much going on out there, really. Is there someone I can speak to about that? 

If not, let's dive in into LARPocalypse 2018 then. I'll try to be as clear as possible since there are a lot of moving parts here.