Space is an Altar: Swan Swan H

Well, well, well. Here are again. I'm sure you were all expecting as much, it's just a question of when and where the dice would fall.

Congratulations for surviving the latest near-earth asteroid impact by the way. Of course, the night is still young.

This is What the Secret Sun Trained You For

After the 2016 Elections, Henry "Roids" Rollins was widely quoted as telling all his fan that, "This is what Joe Strummer trained you for." 

Armageddon Tired of This ApocaLARPse

I believe this is true. From what I hear Marina is definitely not a Satanist, she just plays one on television. 

Closed-circuit television. At adreno-harvesting parties, on remote Caribbean islands.

I kid, I kid!

It's Like the Apocalypse. Only Stupid.

So, how prophetic did this turn to be? 

SUCKIEST. ANTICHRIST. EVER.

Oh, for Heaven or Las Vegas' sake. Two-thousand years of speculation and terror and mass cult suicides and bad gothic fiction and this friggin' nebbish is the Great Beast 666? 

I want a refund.

ApocaLARPse 20/20: Studies in Scarlet

2017: "I am the craziest, most unhinged year ever.  Nothing will ever top me when it comes to sheer, balls-out semiotic insanity."

2020: "Hold my adrenochrome..."

ApocaLARPse 2020: Tanked

There's way, way too much flying around out there in the Memetospshere to fold into one post, so I'll be breaking these items up and posting them daily, so buckle up. 

My God is Full of Stars: Karma Coma Comet Chameleon

The action shows no signs of letting up out there. Or letting up up there, for that matter. 

Next up on the docket are some wonders and portents in the Heavens, the kind our ancestors weren't overly fond of. So gird your loins for our next journey to the stars...

My God is Full of Stars: Girlfriend in a Coma

So, having definitively decoded the Locusts of Revelation 9 and their synchro-mystification with current events, I wanted to return to the issue of the Scarlet Woman. The reason being is that this Mysterious Babylonian woman also synchromystifies up in a big way with major stories in the news.

Mark your calendars, kids: this may be the day a two-thousand year-old cipher is finally solved.

My God is Full of Stars: A Crown of Locusts

Well, here we are again. Last year I posted a series of articles interpreting the Book of Revelation as a stellar narrative, with all of the phantasmagorical creatures scholars have puzzled over for two thousand years as being clear and stunningly simple descriptions of conjunctions of various constellations.

I also posited that the stellar maps weren't just a primer on astronomy but prophesied particular events according to these conjunctions. Now I think we have confirmation for that.