Saturday, October 30, 2021

Trick or Treat, Mithraic Elite, Your VR Schemes are a Crock of Sheet


Ever see the movie Layer Cake with Daniel Craig? It’s about a British gangster who goes through all manner of trials and tribulations for a crime boss by the name of Eddie Temple (*Guard of the Templar Gold” essentially) and is rewarded not with the money he was promised but with an invitation to an exclusive club where the big boys meet.

Thursday, October 28, 2021

13 Movies You Won't Be Watching This Halloween (But Should)

It's one of life's paradoxes: a lot of my favorite movies are generally classified as Horror, but Horror as a genre usually bores me. It's kind of the same way with me and Heavy Metal. See, the problem when you get to my age is that you've heard and seen it all before. And usually heard and seen it done a lot better.  

And nothing sucks quite as hard as bad Horror or bad Metal.

Sunday, October 24, 2021

Bow to Your New DEIties. Or Else.

By now, every schoolchild knows them by heart:

Knowles' Second Law: "The old state cults will be re-established under the cover of Woke." 

Knowles' Third Law: "The old statues currently being torn down will eventually be replaced by the icons and idols of the new/old state cult."

Monday, October 18, 2021

Boulevard of Broken Memes


This is so brilliant yet so insanely disturbing it makes me think we need a new adjective for something as brilliant and disturbing as this. Until then, we can use "screaming sneaker meme."

Example: "Did you see that new French horror flick? It's totally screaming sneaker meme."

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Secret Star Trek Returns

To celebrate Captain Kirk going up into nowhere-even-close-to-outer-space in the DeMolay Cock-Rocket, I've reposted the Secret Star Trek series, which are some of the most popular and most requested essays in the decade-and-a-half history of The Secret Sun.

Monday, October 11, 2021

Memes of War, Memes of Liars: Memes of Dragons' Fire

Ready for some great memes and cringeworthy dad jokes, fellow whistleblowers?

Well, let's get this train rolling...

Tuesday, October 05, 2021

The Meme Police: They Live Inside of My Head

Forgive me, I'm a bit behind on my meme policing, so some of these might be from a newscycle or two ago. That said, I am sure you'll find this batch both amusing, entertaining and enlightening. 

That's three adjectives. What's the equivalent of "both" for three items?

Monday, October 04, 2021

Wanna Hear Something Spooky?

My pals over at The Spookies Podcast had me over for an epic gabfest on a wide range of topics, both Paranormal and New Normal. I had a big old fuck-ton of fun with Mike and Steph and I think you will too.