Tuesday, July 17, 2018

It's a Pearly Dewdrop The Rock

Everyone loves The Rock. You love him, I love him, America loves him, the world loves him. Hell, even my dog loves The Rock. Yours probably does too.

And seeing as how the Rock's breakout role in Hollywood was as The Scorpion King, (extremely) loosely based on the Protodynastic King of Egypt some believe was in fact a title for Narmer, he of Narmer Pallette fame, I bet he's got a lot of fans in corner offices.

Because you know when that's your big break, some very influential people have big plans for you. Very big plans indeed.

The Rock was an interesting case for me seeing as how I was a big Rocky Johnson fan back in the day of your moms and pops and I was always fascinated by how a guy with a black father and a Samoan mother ended up looking uncannily like the Sicilian gymrats from the North End who descended upon Nantasket Beach in caravans of Camaros and Corvettes on Friday nights back in the Paragon Park days. 

Ah, the mysteries of the genome.

But speaking of influential people with big plans, did you happen to see this?

And this is for all you "video or it didn't happen" types out there.

Let me just go on record as saying I don't buy this story for a second. "Dewey" is a pretty obvious derivation of Dwayne and the whole Pearl-Dewdrops thing is just a bit too cute for me. But what do I know, right? But remember, they got big plans for this guy so everything's on the table.

And just in case you forgot, ol' Dewdrops there first shows up in The Mummy Returns (2001), the vastly-inferior sequel to the 1999 blockbuster, starring, um, Brendan Fraser.

So now we have The Rock and Emma Watson sync'ed up, directly or otherwise, to the Prophecies of Our Blessed Lady. That's one hell of a lot of box office dollars between the two of them, people. These aren't a couple of obscure indie actors we're looking at. This is the tip of the pyramid here.

And of course, "ENBY Emma" is the Cryptocrats' It-Girl these days, as we all realize. Eye see you, Emmie!

Again, I can't help but wonder if someone out there thinks there actually is something to the whole Sibyl business (particularly with the SN1987A bit) and wants to hitch their cart to it. 

You know, the way every single powerful and/or ambitious person in the world did in the old days.

Hey; did you know the Greeks fought a war-- and annihilated an entire people-- to secure control of the Oracle at Delphi? It's true. Look up the "First Sacred War."

Now there's a lot of speculation over what the ubiquitous One-Eye gesture means, with most seeming to think it's the "Eye of Horus." That's never sat right with me. Less so these days since coming to realize that Ancient Egypt is essentially the tourist trap of the esoteric firmament and that it's really all about Babylon.

So, in keeping with the stellar vibe of The Secret Sun, can I suggest the One-Eye actually refers to the Ring Nebula, which you fine folks now know is the real All-Seeing Eye?

Let me know what you think in the comments. And remember just because a error is copy-and-pasted ad nauseum doesn't mean it's true. 

Moving on...

Get Out: the LARP.

Oh, she has every right to be terrified, Daddy. 

Astana, Princess Pearly. Kazakhstan. Political asylum. Do it yesterday.

Speaking of doomed royals, Saoirse Ronan is playing Mary, Queen of Scots in an upcoming bodice-ripper. But I can't help but notice they gave her some proper Betty Fraser Eyes for the role. How 'bout them strawberries, eh?

You know when's the last time Saoirse had her some Betty Fraser Eyes? When she was in that movie about alien "Souls" that take over humans. 

Weird, glowy eyes being the outward sign of spirit possession. Huh. Interesting.

By the way, you know who else played Mary, Queen of Scots? Samantha Morton. 

That's right, the Oracle from Minority Report. The same Samantha Morton who was also the Mermaid in that U2 video I'm too lazy to look up the name of at the moment. Very interesting person, our Samantha.

For reasons not entirely apparent, Boleskine House-- what's left of it-- is back in the news. The secretive (Orange) owner reveals nothing you don't know already but whatever and nothing about it being built and owned by Clan Fraser for a couple centuries. Clickbait.

In this case, I'd say Trudy is correct. Unless the vandals got themselves some proper warding, I'd say the firebugs are in for a world of hurt, if they haven't landed there already. 

Make yourself useful, Angusy MacArson. Go spraypaint the Georgia Guidestones or UN Plaza or something.

Of course it will be in Scotland. Where else?

Hey, the Oligarchy's gotta get their arses off-planet before them birds start flying, if you get my drift. You think they're going to instigate a third world war without an escape plan? They might be psychopathic but they're not stupid.

And this just in from our correspondent on Bizarro World: "Thanks Bill. This morning a Bizarro MGM representative told the press, 'Us am suing shoot victims because law says so. And me are so ugly, me am entering beauty contest.' Back to you, Bill and Rhonda."

Speaking of Pearls and Las Vegas and Heaven or Las Vegas, Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker should really just stay out of vehicles and moving conveyances altogether. Maybe just stay home and Facetime his drumming to Blink shows. Or get himself some proper warding.

And speaking of Blink sucking since DeLonge left, plus Janet Air, it turns out the Roswell crash site is open now to tourists. Meaning you can now fork over a lot of money for the privilege of wandering around a patch of dirt in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere.

In case you forgot, 71 is the number of Lam. Find the Egg, UFO buffs!

Bonus factoid: 7/1 is the 182nd day of the year.

The latest dog-ate-our-telemetry-data bullshit from NASA. Seeing it's the Mirror this might just be total invention, but either way.

Hey, you know how you can tell NASA is lying? They're NASA.

Speaking of spacely deception, it looks like Perth is the place to go for a good view of Nephilia Titan. Coincidental.

Wasn't there something or other going on in Perth recently? Something to do with the wives of the Nephilim-Titans? My memory ain't what it used to be.

I've always had a feeling astrophysicists use dartboards filled with "advance alien life could be..." options and that's how they determine these things before they feed this stuff to clickbait jockeys. I think you get the dartboard with your astrophysicism diploma.

 NASA blew up the launch towers at LC-17 in Cape Canaveral (CC=33). Not sure why. And by "not sure," I mean "I don't care." Whatever excuse is almost certainly a lie anyway.

Question is where do they plan on launching from now?

Speaking of ritual demolitions, here's this still from the Johnny Bravo cartoon. The character name comes from The Brady Bunch, of course.  I haven't seen it in years so I don't remember if it too is chock full of Freemasonry. Probably yes.

Wait; did someone say NASA, 17 and 33? Yes? Well, all righty then, let's up the ante and toss in a virgin sacrifice to the God of War then. Gotta get their attention.

Get it? No? Well, the joke here is that's the plan for every girl in 2033. Vats and birthbags are for making babies, you savage. Stop being so oppressive and gross with your natalist dogma. Eugenic engineering is liberating. Plus, empowering.

Yeah, this stinks. Don't ask me how yet. But hey, Antarctica. 2018. Enough said.

Day before the NASA demolition thing, in case you were wondering. Coincidence? No such thing, tiger.

Is this a scene from Altered Carbon? Yes? No? It's a winning round of Secret Sun Scrabble either way.

And I don't know if church merch is the next big thing in streetwear but it looks like its the next big thing in Orange.

Speaking of Orange, when's the last time the Orange Order was in the news? Well, it looks like the Troubles are heating up a bit. Hopefully it's just temporary.

But it is Marching Season so it looks like things will be tetchy for a spell. Interesting that folks are getting worked up over the Scottish marches too. Maybe Scotland needs a Mermaid March. 

But hey, Mermie; put the baby pig down and back away slowly. I'm not comfortable with baby pigs being anywhere near pagan rituals. It usually doesn't work out well for the piglet. This is a permanent installation in case you were wondering. Permanent mermaid exhibits are slowly and quietly spreading all over the world.

But if you can't make it to the Mermaid March and missed the Mermaid Parade mark your calendars for the Poseidon Parade. It's like the Mermaid March only a bit more explicitly pagan-revanchist.

You know, you hear all this stuff about the Romans and the bread and circuses, but you never seem to hear that public rituals and festivals were a part of that equation too. Funny, eh?

The Lure is feminist? I guess it's feminist as defined by Valerie Solanas and Aileen Wuornos. Which seems to be all the rage on campus these days, now that you mention it. Anyhow, a musical based on 1.Outside? That's very interesting given that it's about the investigation of the ritual murder of a 'tween. 

Anyone start to get the gist of where the wind's blowing these days?

Ride that pink pony, Ms. Subtlety

So it looks like the mermaid croaking about strawberries in the "Bed" video is named "Romania." I have absolutely no clue why. Does it really matter? Of course not.

But it seems like someone might be just a wee bit jealous over the success Darling Nicki's having with the Siren LARP. 

In case you forgot, Azealia Banks is the one who instagrammed herself in her "kill closet" all decked up in her best chicken-cuttin' finery on account of her being a brujeria and stuff.

Well, whatever makes her happy. We all go a little crazy sometimes.

That being said, I should add that I have zero interest in this person, but I will say "Kill Closet" is a totally fucking metal band-name. Trademark it.

Nicki's fellow strawberry enthusiast Ariana Grande Bestia has that "God is a Woman" vid, which of course is another serving of pagan entrainment for America's young. Here's the little minx cosplaying Cerberus or Hades or Persephone or whatever. 

Not to be a killjoy for any Neopag's out there but you're really not going to enjoy corporate paganism as much as you might hope. It'll be more like, "Man, Hekate used to be a boss. But she sold out. Her new spells are so effin' weak."

And here Ariana is as the She-Wolf that weaned Romulus and Remus. Hmm, any connection to Romania the Mermaid? Probably.

And here she is doing the "pyramid" signal with some quasi-sacred geometry. Read this if you haven't gotten the point already. 

Wait, that looks kind of familiar...

...ah, that's it.

Now, pop videos by hypersexed hobbits are one thing, but et tu, Street Fighter? Man, everything is being occultified these days, isn't it? 

Can't a child enjoy the pleasures of kicking an opponent to death, tearing his head and spinal column off and waving them in the air without being troubled by an old Italian card game people have retrofit with arcane significance? Whither innocence?

Oh look out, Islamic world. Looks like the Globo-Gang is fixing their re-educational sights on you. Yep, all the requisite newspeak is in abundance in this puff-piece about the clandestine repaganization of the Birthplace via "empowerment." 

The wars and the terrorism softened the target, now the raptors are going in for the kill. 

Oh, there it is; the tell. Get ready, folks; a whole new breed of Morality Police are gearing up and waiting for the go-signal. Believe me, in a few years people will be pining for the easy-going, live-and-let-live days of the Taliban. 

Just remember this simple rule, my Muslim friends: every word these NGO types utter actually means the exact opposite. They're worse than NASA, if such a thing is possible. Did they translate the Bizarro stories into Arabic yet? If so, good place to start.

And keep a VERY close eye on your children. Deadly serious here. 

Speaking of children, here's a terrific idea. What could wrong?

Well, fire up the subs, Elon. Give Grimesy a little muskrat lovin' now, 'cause your dance card looks like it might be full for a while yet.

Again, a very special thanks to my moles and confidential informants. Especially the tireless RL. Keep on doing what you do. 

I am planning on getting back to more in-depth material soon. Just finished up a big assignment and I'm raring to dive into it again.