Friday, November 25, 2022

Spare Us the Qatar: World Cup Watcher Worship

The 2022 World Cup is upon us, much to the delight of the world and the crushing indifference of uncultured Yanks like myself. And since it is indeed 2022, the goings-on are positively drenched in the high ritualism of the worldwide Watcher cult. 

All slathered with a thick and viscous glaze of Knowles' First Law, of course.

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

It's Not Easy Being Meme

Operator, get me the police. I need to report a mass murder. Yeah, some weird billionaire dude just mowed down all the whiny drama queens on his platform. It's a bloodbath!

Oh, the humanity!