Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Entrainment Tonight: Mother of Pearl



Why aren't you wearing your Pearls, citizen? We noticed you didn't wear your Orange yesterday, either. I need to swipe your social credits card, please. 

OK, I think we might have a bit of a problem here. Sit tight, I need to call my supervisor.

















Actual quote from Good Morning America, March 18, 2003


























note: Justin wears his Pearls in a more discreet location



































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