On the nth day of Schizmas, my true love gave to me SEVENTEEN SCHIZOMYSTIC MEMES...
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Start 2026 off with some Sun!
Click that big ol' sun if you've got a
gift card burning a hole in your pocket.
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Now, let's release those beautiful memes and let them flow like living waters....

The Schizomystic's eternal lament...