Alex Garlands Goes Full-Frase with Category 6 SynchroStorm

 

It's a question we all ask ourselves at one time or another: "Exactly how much ultra-high-potency Fraserly symbolism can you possibly stuff into a 90-second teaser trailer?"

Well, Alex GarlandsEvergreen has asked himself that as well. And his answer seems to be "One bloody heck of a lot of ultra-high-potency Fraserly symbolism."

From Meta-Bad to Metaverse

When I first watched the insanely-terrible cringe-fest of a promotional video for Meta, I had two reactions. First, I felt like I was watching some cornball Nineties CD-ROM game promo, which it was absolutely identical to in every single, solitary way and fashion. 

Literally Meme.

Canada, I love you. I really, truly do. You are a great, great country with a warm, wonderful people. 

That said, please toss this preening little clownsock out on his ass, post-haste. Jussie is an embarrassment to Canada, North America, Anglophones, Francophones, and Y-chromosomes in general.