Tuesday, December 29, 2009


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The whole Vatican-ET meme we talked about last week seems to be a lot more serious than these jokey news stories let on. A quick Google search on 'Vatican' and 'Extraterrestrial' gave me more than a million hits. Do they know something we don't, or is this all just a diversion on the part of a few eccentric old Jesuits?

Because the point is completely moot until there is irrefutable evidence of ET life or the possibility of contact on a mass scale.
Neither of which we have ('we' meaning the proles and the plebes). And as I've said before, I think most people would become extremely skeptical of any contact/disclosure scenario unless presented with mind-blowing evidence. Like trips around the Milky Way kind of evidence. And once that hurdle was cleared, there'd be the issue of humanity's limitless capacity for murderous xenophobia.

Which brings us back to our first question- why are we hearing so much about ETs being our brothers in Christ from the Vatican these days? They have all of those nifty telescopes to be sure, but more importantly they have those ancient texts they hid away from the rest of us 1600 years ago. Some might argue the vast distances between stars, but there is that idea, expressed by researchers from Charles Fort to Jacques Vallee, that the UFOs that we see (and we've seen a lot of them for a long time, denialists be damned) are some kind of surveillance/control mechanism, keeping an eye on us for parties unknown.

And then there's the wild card in the pack - the Church of Latter-Day Saints. We've talked about how the rise of the Religious Right quashed talk of ancient astronauts in the late 70s- but not among the Mormons. Play this intro to Battlestar Galactica a few times, let it sink in. Then remember that even though BSG was consistently the highest-rated show on Sunday nights in 1978, ABC inexplicably started shuffling it around the schedule, until finally cancelling at the end of season one. Again, BSG was created by Glen Larson, one of those legions of Mormon sci-fi writers.

Then watch the BSG/OS episode 'War of the Gods,' pt 1&2. It's fascinating to see Mormon doctrine of men evolving into godhood played out in a sci-fi setting (and how oblivious I was to all of it back in the 70s). Or watch Hangar 18 again, produced by Sunn Classics, a Mormon-owned company.

And then remember that some UFO researchers- Jacques Vallee among them- believe that Joseph Smith was history's most powerful alien contactee. Well, recent history's, at least.


  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

    good one

  2. Is that the new Rick-rolling? Bonus factoid- Jimmy McShane lipsyncs in the video, but the vocals were done by another singer. Shades of Milli Vanilli.

  3. The SUN CLASSICS films of the 70's were Mormon owned? Wow - there's gotta be some interesting stuff hidden away in that story. I am of the perfect age to remember going to the saturday mattene (sp?) at the main street theator in Berkley Michigan and seeing a whole slew of those low budget (shot on 16mm) features. I even went with my dad to a bunch of them. These were the pre-curser to the TV series IN SEARCH OF in their form and content. Now you've lit a flame in me to search out all those grainy movies. I suspect they are all available somewhere...

  4. Remember when high weirdness was mainstream fodder? What heady days. Probably why I loved shows like Sightings so much.

    I'm sure a lot of them are floating around on Veoh or Google video. If you dig them up post the links here for us, Mike.

  5. chris two things i wanna say to u

    and both are in the form of youtube reply:




  6. Listen- Blues for Allah- The greatest space music of all time. The Worlocks aka Greatful Dead. So many Masonic themes roll thru their stream of sound. What courageous music. The xtian's have a horse in the race of ET RE-search. If their lesser god/yahoo, is chosen as the dominate god of the Mormons/Vatican, they will reap much treasure. I for one think the Masons do have some ancient knowledge/Gnosis, they are at present enlightening our specis with. The Greatful Dead being one mouthpiece to listen to. Comming around to complete Gnosis. The Masonic entity is at war with the Vatican and our spiritual life is in the balance. Give thanks to our(human)mind/love to choose the correct overmind. Hail Isis and love to all you syncromystic friends. We are embracing the shining ones. Dennis from Oregon.

  7. OOOOh, synchronistic twiglet(twilight zone), just been told about Jaques Vallee and in process of researching his stuff.
    'Mormons R Us'.

  8. reality meme alert:

    got it off of rense


    Once in a blue moon there is one on New Year's Eve. Revelers ringing in 2010 will be treated to a so-called blue moon. According to popular definition, a blue moon is the second full moon in a month. But don't expect it to be blue - the name has nothing to do with the color of our closest celestial neighbor.

    A full moon occurs every 29.5 days, and most years have 12. On average, an extra full moon in a month - a blue moon - occurs every 2.5 years. The last time there was a lunar double take was in May 2007. New Year's Eve blue moons are rarer, occurring every 19 years. The last time was in 1990; the next one won't come again until 2028.

  9. What I find so interesting about the Colbert clip is the brother's ready-at-hand-answer: "Yes, of course, astrology is at the basis of our religious organization." The vatican is shedding it's "pagan prejudice" again, like it has so many times in the past in an effort to drive up enrollment and fill those pews. Sorta going with "the old Jesuits" theory. This positions them to keep their power in the face of the growing competition from the Unitarians and Mormons. Keep an eye that the vatican has also joined in on global warming talk and therefore is playing the "mayan" 2012 main-stream "world ending, time to find your god" card on the sly. They're selling fear don't forget.
    There's a video on RedIce where they interviewed all the movie goers, asking them if they thought the world would end in 2012. I was surprised by the number of "yes" answers, but still thankful for the greater "no" ones.

    Can I pick your brain? I'd like to hear your take on that blue-glowing "virgin mary" in the sky over egypt on 10/10, the same day as the spiral and the moscow pyramid, as seen on Yahoo, your favorite meme-workshop.

  10. Alan- I didn't hear about that. Do you have a link?

  11. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091224/wl_africa_afp/egyptreligionchristian

    "Then the appearance of a mysterious light over the church tower jolts the gathering into a frenzy of cries and ululations. It is the apparition of the Virgin Mary, they say.
    Thousands have been coming nightly since the first sighting of the Virgin Mary on December 10, in the hope of being blessed by her light.

  12. yahooccultism
    new years eve & full moon

  13. Hey secret sun here is the waking up of the real sun


    For the first time in over a very quiet solar year, the Sun as seen by SOHO is sporting 5 active regions (Dec. 22, 2009). The brightest regions in the extreme UV image are magnetic active regions. And the brighter an area appears, then we know that its magnetic energy is stronger. Two of these regions are associated with dark sunspots when viewed in visible wavelengths; the other areas have not developed into sunspots yet. This activity could signal that the long solar minimum is beginning to give way to greater activity levels, but we will just have to wait and see

  14. chris:

    chk this out


    Deluxe hotel accommodations $1199.00 per person. Land only - airfare & additional meals not included.

    this guy is a loon, who would spend this money on just "hotels" not "air fares and meals". wtf is this?

    man some one gotta confront his fake life styles

  15. Dennis- Hail to you, my brother. But I don't see those themes as Masonic, per se. A lot of them predate them, such as the Gnosis you speak of. I'm not sure the polarities are that cut and dried either. There's a local Dominican monastery near me that I visited once. Imagine my surprise when I saw a full statue garden of the old pantheon in the vineyards.

    Flossy- More! Tell us more!

    Anony- Very cool. Cheers.

    Alan- Right on. Quite a sync!

    Ela- the question is- is that a good or a bad omen?

    Anonu922- Fascinating! I'll tell you now- I'm going to take this and the blue moon as good omens. Anyone with me?

    Anony1009- Hmm. I'll admit I don't know enough about Wilcock to comment. But he seems quite the entrepreneur, no?

  16. I agree, the blue moon I take it as a good omen. why because it stars on the beginning of new year, we have a partial lunar eclipse, we have 2 moon in one month depending on the side of the earth you are in and also the moon as well as the lunar eclipse is in the rising sign of orions shoulders, orion the hunter rising with the dragons tail with the moon.

    Osirin is rising.

    According to the hindu almanac this is also the when the qualties of two gods "the creator brahma and the sun god indra" are also showering their blessings on this day.

    Good omen, Jupiter is regaining is strenth in aquarius the sign of ether.

    Jupiter is ether, aquarius is ether, moon is water, dragons tail is also in the water , orions shoulder is a moist sign.

    We got a good thing going.
    Watch out for water related events with a lot of religious informaiton in the comming weeks.

    As the lunar eclipse affects 15 days before and 15 days after.