Friday, May 12, 2023

Long Live the Meme

 
I owe you all an apology. I was going to post a followup on the Corona--tion but I couldn't quite muster the masochistic self-loathing necessary to subject myself to such a grim and soul-destroying spectacle. 

Plus, it kinda felt like kicking a dying old nag just for sport.


I hope no one takes offense, but the whole affair just looked sad, sick, weird and exhausting. King Charles radiates all the energy, charisma and inspiration of a used condom, and is exactly the monarch no one needs at this point in the timeline, especially not the UK.


I realize that Britain resigned itself to playing Greece to America's Rome before most of us were born, but this obligatory run-through had all the energy and appeal of something you'd expect from an old Warsaw Pact backwater. 

Certainly not something you'd expect from an international center like London, or a country that's driven popular culture to such an extent for the past sixty years.

If ol' Sausage-fingers is smart, he'll do the King cosplay bit for a year or two, then hand the reigns to Billy the Bald. Sure, the Prince of Wales is an insufferable douche, but he's a relative spring chicken compared to his very enervated and enervating father. 

Plus, Bonnie Prince Baldie will remind people of his mother in a good way. Not the "did-he-have-her-killed?" way that King Chuckeecheese the Third does.


Duke Harry the Bastard was in attendance, looking as cucked and despondent as we all know he really is. However, his psycho harpy was not, so the two couldn't continue on with their happy couple cosplay and their fake family LARP.

Ugh. I realize this is all coming off on the salty side, and I apologize for that too. The thing is that sometimes a little salt is needed to keep the existential ennui at bay.

This excerpt from an epic SSI livestream puts some of this into context, with a special emphasis on the, uh, complex moral character of the Royal Family.  

The full livestream looks at the very strange backstory of the Windsor dynasty, as well as a veritable parade of predatory miscreants such as Lord Mountbatten, Ted Heath, Jimmy Savile, Robert Maxwell, Ghislaine, Jeffrey Epstein, Kevin Spacey and many more, all closely linked to the Royal Family. 

Savile, for instance, was one of the new King's closest advisers. Think on the implications of that for a spell.

That said, let's roll out the memes...


WHAT'S THAT NEW ODOR?





WOKERS OF THE WORLD


 

Uncanny Larry Fink-likeness, wouldn't you say? 

Well done, Mister Cartoonist Person.


TRUTH DECAY




SPEAKING OF THE ARCHONS

Reminding you again that the Second Annual AstroGnosis Summit convenes on the 23rd and 24th of June in green and lovely Wheaton, Illinois, just a half-hour's drive from the Windy City. 

Come meet the Others and hear fresh wisdom from an all-star cast of luminaries. I'll be giving a presentation called "DMT Tricksters and the Ultraterrestrial Archons." You do not want to miss it.

Information on tickets and lodging here.


MEMES FOR ACTUAL RESISTORS





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