Tuesday, February 17, 2009

SpongeBob Goes Masonic for the 17th (UPDATE 2/18)

OK, I give up. Pyramids, Masons, All-Seeing Eyes on frickin' Spongebob. Brand new episode, premiering tonight. The 17th.

Watch the entire episode here and get back to me. I'm not sure I didn't hallucinate it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cephalopod Lodge

* 129.
* Season: 6
* Episode: 24
* First Aired: 2/17/2009
* Prod Code: 115B

SpongeBob wants to attend a secret society when he learns that Squidward is a member. However, it's only for octopi. Despite this, SpongeBob is determined to get in and goes to drastic measures to do so. -TV.com
UPDATE: The missus found another Masonic SpongeBob episode here.

UPDATE: From the Wiki:
The series is set in the Pacific Ocean, in the fictional city of Bikini Bottom and on the surrounding lagoon floor. The pilot episode first aired in the United States on Nickelodeon after the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards on May 1, 1999. The "official" series premiere followed on July 17, 1999, with the second episode, "Bubblestand/Ripped Pants."
From the wiki on 17: "Seventeen is the 7th prime number. The next prime is nineteen, with which it forms a twin prime. 17 is the sum of the first four primes."

UPDATE II: Speaking of Wiki, this was on the front page today:

NOTE: The Memestream post will be back up later. I didn't mean to post it after the wild day we had.

UPDATE: Diederick reminds us of the SpongeBob movie, Atlantis Squarepantis, which features none other than David Bowie as Lord Royal Highness. In this clip, Squidward initiates SpongeBob and Patrick into the mysteries of Atlantis in what looks like a Masonic lodge.

UPDATE: Here's dialogue from the "Good Neighbors" episode:

Spongebob & Patrick: By the all seeing eye, ye are worthy. We are not.
Squidward: What are you two idiots doing?
Patrick: Secret ritual.
Spongebob: To inaugurate you as president.
Squidward: Me? President of Bikini Bottom? I knew the people would come to their senses.
Patrick: No, silly. Not the president of Bikini Bottom. Even better.
Squidward: Better?
Spongebob: You're the president of 'The Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge'.


  1. Oh, no! Et tu? Spongebob! My family favorite has been infiltrated! SpongeBob had a similar episode a couple seasons ago in which the the "mighty Conch" was worshiped. But it wasn't anything as blatant as this!

    Maybe today 2/17 is answer/response day to the opposition (whoever that might be) in the "Art of War" and all... who the heck knows?! This is so bizarre and beyond coincidence!

    And as Jake Kotze has noted before we're all being used in these weird Masonic responses and rituals, apparently, whether we want to be in it or not. And as in the "Art of War" the factions are definitely making their intentions known to their opponents...before what event though?

    Obama was ominous in his Denver Bill signing speech: "...this is the beginning of the end." If I didn't ride the wave as you suggested, Chris, this would all be quite maddening.

    Thanks for making some sense of all this chaos, Chris. I've never been so enthralled. Great work as always!


  2. I don't know what to say, Soapie. All of this is exhausting me.

    The funny this is I caught this totally by accident. I had to run to the store and this episode was on the TV in the living room. If I hadn't had to go to the store, I wouldn't have seen this.

  3. Hi Christopher,

    I can't see the movie, there's a message "You need to be located in the U.S" to watch, so I really want to see it, but I'm from Brazil... patience.

    In the Simpsons, episode 12 season 6, "Homer the Great" there is a similar history, are they indocrinating children?

    I really enjoy your blog, I have much interest in Sirius, incredible issue, what bring me to here.

    Thanks for the posts and the great work.

    PS. Sorry the poor english.

  4. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090217/ap_on_sc/sci_odd_comet

  5. GM plans to cut 47,000 jobs


    This article is loaded with 17's and there is even a 33 at the bottom. What caught my eye is 47 the age of Barrack Obama and a very interesting prime number.


    Chris, in reference to your question and in the words of Bill Hicks.

    "The world is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it, you think it's real, because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round and it has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud. And it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: 'Is this real? Or is this just a ride?' And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and they say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid - ever - because... this is just a ride.' And we kill those people. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride! Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry; look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that - ever notice that? - and we let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because... it's just a ride, and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort. No worry. No job. No savings and money. Just a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, into a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year and, instead, spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would do many times over - not one human being excluded - and we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever. In peace"

  6. Obama sending 17,000 troops to Afghanistan


    here you go chris. another 17 for ya


  7. Guys,

    Check the earlier post- I have those stories already. Thanks anyway, nonetheless.

  8. Hey Chris ~ Keep these Cartoon Syncs at the back of your mind, because when I'm done with the Musicology Film ~ I want to collaborate with you again on some more comic/cartoon subliminals ~ Maybe just in time for the new Watchmen Flick to come out.. which has a pretty intense new trailer.. Check out the latest Futurama straight to DVD for some additional oddities ~ Las Vegas on Mars.. and thus Pyramids on Mars ~ Telepathy..etc.

    peace ~ S

  9. Thanks for the heads-up, Steve. I'll check that out- lots of weirdness coming out of the Groening Universe lately.

  10. Christopher,

    I'm commenting on your Star Trek article a few weeks back (wasn't sure you'd see the comment if I poseted it there there).

    1701: 17+01=18, best score you can get with three six-sided die in D&D... located on the "fore" and "head" of the ship... Mark of the... oh, nevermind...

    Pike: may be sexual. May equally refer to General Albert Pike, 33 degree freemason and Grand Wizard of the KKK.

    The "live long and prosper" hand sign: Nimoy saw a Kohen priest use this during a Bar Mitzvah... could be a religious remnant of an ancient three-fingered god like ancient Japanese renderings of Raiden



    Hope this helps.

  11. sorry can watch it from Germany
    keep up the good work

  12. Wow. What a thing to wake up to. My jaw was on the floor by the time they showed the lodge. Don't know why I didn't take your word for it...

    The whole "electro-shock" initiation thing is really frightening. No, the whole episode is frightening. What the hell? It really seems more like a trigger to associate intense pain with sacred teachings, sort of like "don't think about or pay attention to masons or you get hurt". Squidward talks about "psychic powers", I can tell the writers tried to make it seem "random".

    Anyway, great find. This is similar to the "Stonecutters" Simpsons episode.

    Steve - A lot of modern Anime has occult themes, like Full Metal Alchemist (even has a Tin Man character), One Piece (about Pirates), and especially Neon Genesis Evangelion.

  13. Hi Chris,

    I always look forward to your daily updates. Thank you!

    Have you realised that you are decoding the computer programed reality in which we live? (If we didn't have computers, we'd never be able to see this is the reality).

    My own feeling is that this control-of-the-mind program has already been written from start to finish. I base this on its systematic, somewhat predictable unfolding; an apparent runtime; numerological 'coincidences'; 'triggers' such as linguistic association, events like 9/11 etc.

    The program drags the unknowing masses along with it. It needs our compliance not just for its sinister development, but also for its very existence.

    The Architect of the program (Satan?) has designed a nasty ending: New World Order > Tyranny.

    But we'll never get to the proposed end for at least three reasons, all related:

    1. People like you are surfacing to tell us how the program works.

    2. Nobody wants tyranny!

    3. There is a greater power running the show. Consciousness.

    The program cannot compute, let alone control, consciousness because consciousness is freedom.

    Mind, on the other hand, is eminently controllable. And most people at the moment are still stuck in their minds. Their minds are telling them to tinker with the program, to change it. But that's the program itself in action!

    When enough people realise that the program can be rejected (another poster quotes Bill Hicks explaining how easy this could be) we can co-create our own reality instead of having it created for us.

    It could be that we are now witnessing the program blowing itself out at 'the end'. This makes sense if enough people are going to wake up inside the dream, and in time.


  14. Hey Chris first of all love your blog i'm your biggest lurker (jk) ;)

    But since we're on the spongebob topic the first tv movie of spongebob was called Spongebob's ATlantis Squarepantis thought you might find that interesting


    Good luck with your future endeavors

  15. a little off topic new bat for lashes album out in april the title two suns highly recommend checking out the video on their website joshua and the bat with snippets from the new album i can't stop listening to it natasha khan rules i'm mentioning this because killing joke and the cocteau twins are also some of my favs you c.k. are probaly even familiar with shriekback i have yet to meet the person who have heard of them i stop by the secret sun daily good stuff take care

  16. oh dear not spongebob. it's EVERYWHERE now and i'm also getting real bored of seeing the checkerboard. thank god they never got to the muppetts. stadler and waldorft throwing up devil horns and pyramid signs from the balcony. haters.

  17. I've been reading Erik Davis' incredible TechGnosis and find not only all of us Gnostics of a sort (the Gnositcs were the ultimate conspiracy theorists) but we face a very similar quandary-because it is an age-old quandary. Once you wake up to the enormity of it all you really only have two choices- go along with the program or escape to a higher (or lower) state of consciousness. I realize now that my whole life has been about trying to find a way out of it, even if it was largely subconscious (I guess there's a reason my favorite comic was Kamandi and not Superman).

    Maybe learning about the symbols and the larger hidden architecture of reality will help us all find a way out. I write so much about AAT exactly because of my interest in Jung- if we are indeed a hybrid race left stranded here it would answer nearly all of the questions I have about human neurosis and dysfunction.

    That being said, I want this blog to
    be entertaining. If you leave here without having a chuckle, then I'm not doing my job.

  18. I didn't find anything funny about the Spongebob episode (because it's intended for children and that makes me feel sick), but it does make me laugh that they are so freaking blatant with everything now!

    There is actually a ton of Atlantis stuff in Spongebob, while completely avoiding the actual mythology of the place. Spongebob himself is kind of like an anthropomorphic third pillar (Cain was the black pillar, Abel the white pillar, Seth [Set] was the third pillar, in freemasonry the middle pillar, yellow = solar/ego) and then there's the 5 pointed Sirius star guy Patrick and the 8 rayed squidward. Spongebob square-and-compass-pants is more like it.

  19. Chris said:
    Maybe learning about the symbols and the larger hidden architecture of reality will help us all find a way out.

    This large hidden architecture harms us by rendering us incapable of registering and thinking with the full range of inborn protective and supportive natural senses that are normally part of natural systems within and about us. Our natural senses are vital immunity and resilience functions of our natural systems. When they are unavailable or impaired, our thinking is forced to make less sense for it has less data to work with when our natural senses are removed.

    I hope that by learning and identification of these hidden symbols we can acquire the knowledge to formulate a deep understanding of the matrix we are in, so that we can ultimately disconnect from it and transform our experiences into a new paradigm.

  20. Sponge Bob works at Krusty Krab (KK)

    Squidward has rectangular pupils, like Goats and he lives inside a Moai head

    The entire show is riddle with five petaled flowers, pentagonal

    the link entitled here, that the Missus found goes to an episode I don't think you intended "Good Neighbors & Skill Crane"

  21. Maybe it's supposed be a Tiki head?

  22. Check the update, James. I put in some dialogue from "Good Neighbors."

  23. bizzaro, seems the link sends me to "Skill Crane" only and I can never see "Good Neighbors", but the transcript works

  24. Good Neighbors is after, I just scrolled through the first ep. It's pretty wild.

  25. To all these soft skinned people ranting of the occult of SpongeBob and the poor children being manipulated through the Sponge Bob Cartoon i say this.

    Accept culture.


    Understand the difference between fellow dabblers like "you" and the actual manipulators. Nothing is more infuriating on this blog than that. Avoid dogma don't just sniff their butt.

    This is not directed at everyone.

  26. Well, my view is that there are Freemasons involved in the show, since Hollywood is very much a Freemie stronghold and the dialogue is very specific. But you had the same kind of thing in the Flinstones, so it doesn't really bother me personally. I'm fascinated by the timing of it, which just seems so improbable.

  27. Chris,

    EVERY Spongebob Episode is a Masonic Episode.

    A Cube named BOB and a Pentagram live in a land beneath the ocean of our unconscious.

    They are enemies with the Octopus (i.e the Illuminati). They work for a crab man (i.e. the Dogon crab people), and are friends with an Astronaut Mammal (the human).

    Deep level programming.


  28. Genius, Thuthie! I forgot about Sandy!
    Thank you!

  29. http://eyeamthateyeam.blogspot.com/2010/06/mas-eye-nic-sponge-bob.html