Oh no. Oh fuck. It’s really happening, isn’t it? The Cocteau Twins tried to warn us all along, but we were too foolish, and now it’s far too late. Ever since we translated their nonsense language into English, all of the insane bullshit that’s been happening lately finally makes sense. They tried to warn us and we didn’t listen. God, how could we be so blind?
It all seemed so innocent, those dreamy pop vocals and catchy hooks, we didn’t even question why they mostly sang in gibberish. How could we have known that ‘Cherry-coloured Funk’ was warning us against the geopolitical climate that led to 9/11? The whole thing was laid out step by step for us. They named Bin-Laden personally for Christ’s sake!
March 28, 1981: John Hinckley Jr. arrives in Washington, DC in order to fulfill his plans to assassinate Ronald Reagan in order to win the love of Jodie Foster. He was inspired by the film Taxi Driver.
The syncs between Jodie Foster and Elizabeth Fraser are both voluminous and impossible.
On September 29, 1982, a "Tylenol scare" began when the first of seven individuals died in the Chicago metropolitan area after ingesting Extra Strength Tylenol that had been deliberately contaminated with cyanide.Bearing in mind the Calla lily, note that "Martin Calle" designed the tamper resistant Tylenol. John Peel premiered the Lullabies EP on September 29.
As a result of the crisis, all Tylenol capsules were discontinued, as were capsules of other brand names. Retained by McNeil's president, Joseph Chiesa, new product consultant Martin Calle of management strategist Calle & Company conceived the world's first tamper-resistant gelatin-enrobed capsule called "Tylenol Gelcaps"
September 6, 1983: Elizabeth and Robin's iconic version of "Song to the Siren" premieres on John Peel Show the same day Soviet Union admits shooting down Korean Air Lines Flight 007, causing major crisis between the superpowers.
November 7, 1983: Cocteau Twins release Sunburst and Snowblind the same day NATO troops launch Able Archer war-games, bringing world to the brink of nuclear war.
April 16, 1984: Cocteau Twins release "Pearly Dewdrops' Drop" same day more than one million people take to streets of Sao Paolo to protest military government.
November 1, 1984: Cocteau Twins release Treasure LP, seven months after first Indian astronaut enters orbit, and same day deadly riots break out in India following the assassination of Indira Ghandi.
March 4, 1985: Cocteau Twins release Aikea Guinea same day as extremely powerful earthquake in Chile (late night of March 3 locally).
September 19, 1985: Cocteau Twins make first-ever US television appearance same day of historically-devastating earthquake in Mexico City.
April 8, 1994: Cocteau Twins make their nationwide TV debut in the US on same day Kurt Cobain's body is found in Seattle.
May 29, 1997: John Hinckley Jr. turns 42 while housed at St. Elizabeth's Hospital.
September 29, 2013: While Elizabeth is appearing at a weeklong NYC residency with Massive Attack and Adam Curtis, Elon Musk launches Falcon 9 1.1 ("9/11"), first-ever commercial launch of a passenger capsule.
May 19, 2017: Tickets go on sale for Elizabeth and John Grant's Blue Bell Knoll presentation at Royal Albert Hall.
Revelation 12:1 A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. 2 She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth.
Paddock said to work at manufacturer of faulty O-ring blamed for Challenger explosion. Challenger's maiden flight same exact day (4/4/83) as release of first Cocteau Twins single (whose B-side has Elizabeth wailing "explosion" five times).
• Cocteau Twins made their London debut the same week that Blade Runner creator Philip K Dick died.• They recorded their first BBC session the same week original Blade Runner opened.
Key figures of TTSA PR campaign are Luis Elizondo and Navy Commander David "Sex" Fravor.
Hearings focus on a "Dr Strawberry" and a "Dr. Crowley."
September 4, 2018: Vanilla Ice stranded on plane returning from Dubai. Vanilla Ice debut album released same day as "Iceblink Luck."
Elizabeth sang "Oh Shenandoah" three days earlier, a song very closely associated with Mississippi riverboats.
December 2018: William Little accuses Kevin Spacey of sexual assault in bar on Nantucket Island, setting off chain of events leading to his ouster from House of Cards.
September 21, 2019: U.S. President Donald Trump approves deployment of several hundred troops and military equipment to Saudi Arabia and United Arab Emirates, ultimately leading to massive civilian casualties in Yemen. Elizabeth laments "Where Have All the Flowers Gone" in Boston that night.
September 24, 2019: US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announces impeachment inquiry. Elizabeth performs with Massive Attack in Washington, DC that same night.
October 18, 2019: Gates Foundation holds Event 201, laying out plans for COVID19 agenda. Hotel where held just a few blocks away from where Elizabeth performed with Massive Attack six years earlier.
Kate Spade NY, a block away, recently hired a woman named Liz Fraser as new CEO. Kate Spade died same way Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington had.
March 20, 2020: Cocteau Twins re-release debut Garlands same week that coronavirus hysteria reaches critical mass, resulting in shutdown of world economy.
Note "Tyrell" is the name of replicant manufacturer in Blade Runner.