Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Armageddon Tired of This ApocaLARPse


I believe this is true. From what I hear Marina is definitely not a Satanist, she just plays one on television. 

Closed-circuit television. At adreno-harvesting parties, on remote Caribbean islands.

I kid, I kid!



The media is going to bat for Mysterina Abramalon, as one would naturally expect. 

I most certainly don't condone anyone being harassed or threatened, but if you make it your life's mission to be provocative you really can't be too shocked when people get provoked. I would argue that these reactions prove that she's been wildly successful with her button-pushing ambitions.

Only problem is you can't always control how people react when their buttons get pushed. That's exactly why it used to be considered bad form to do so, Mysterina. 

Just sayin'.


Speaking of Mother of Abominations cosplayers, say hello to Michigy Babylon. 

Shame Lansing doesn't sit beside many waters. There certainly are plenty around the state.


Of course, the media wagons are all circling around this devil. As one would come to expect by now. As you know, there is no devil whose hooves the mainstream news media will not lick.


Speaking of Satan incarnate, I found this in an old sketchbook. Hilarity, surely.


Wow, this is an amazing headline. 

Gosh, how do you suppose Johnson & Johnson heard about COVID before anyone else did? 


I guess we'll never know. Just sleep soundly knowing your friends at J&J are on the case. They love you and only want what's best for you. 

Now roll up your sleeve. This will pinch for a second.


Your pals at the CDC are looking out for you as well. So tireless, so vigilant, so self-sacrificing.


Hmm, is she saying our gods wear spandex? I do believe that is her intimation here.





Everyone on Earth: Damn, 2020 can't get any more insane.

Jose Canseco: Hold my Androgel.


ENOUGH OF THAT NONSENSE. HERE'S THIS NONSENSE.


This is where virtuous headbangers go when they die.


So do we all, David. So do we all. 

Speaking of Lynchian...



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