Sorry, Eternals. The Spell's Already Been Broken.

 

I haven't seen the Eternals movie yet, meaning I haven't yet seen the movie coming out today called Eternals. But I've seen The Eternals onscreen time and time and time again, and so have you. 

Trick or Treat, Mithraic Elite, Your VR Schemes are a Crock of Sheet

 

Ever see the movie Layer Cake with Daniel Craig? It’s about a British gangster who goes through all manner of trials and tribulations for a crime boss by the name of Eddie Temple (*Guard of the Templar Gold” essentially) and is rewarded not with the money he was promised but with an invitation to an exclusive club where the big boys meet.

Secret Star Trek Returns

To celebrate Captain Kirk going up into nowhere-even-close-to-outer-space in the DeMolay Cock-Rocket, I've reposted the Secret Star Trek series, which are some of the most popular and most requested essays in the decade-and-a-half history of The Secret Sun.