And what can be stupider than sending washed-up diva Katy RefrigeratorPerryFarrell up on a ridiculous fake rocket and claiming she and some other Obama-era relics actually went to "space?"
The singer, along with several other members of a star-studded, all-female crew, blasted off Monday as part of Blue Origin's latest space mission, taking off and landing successfully. Perry put her pop star duties on hold to explore the outer orbit for 11 minutes.The mission, called NS-31, also included television personality Gayle King and journalist Lauren Sánchez, who is engaged to Blue Origin (and Amazon) founder Jeff Bezos. The crew is rounded out by former NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe, bioastronautics research scientist Amanda Nguyen and film producer Kerianne Flynn. The six women became the first all-female space crew in more than 60 years, Blue Origin has said.
Of course, the "first all-female space crew" was no such thing - they were just passengers on a very expensive thrillride:
The New Shepard, composed of both a rocket and crew capsule, has been making human spaceflights since July 2021, when Bezos himself boarded the spacecraft as part of its maiden crew.But no pilots or trained active government astronauts are ever on board the spacecraft. Instead, the vehicle flies itself autonomously with up to six passengers, some of whom have been notable celebrities like actor William Shatner and NFL legend Michael Strahan.
And leave it to Mystery Babalon the Kate to spout some fresh cringe after stepping out of that souped-up flying sextoy:
Oh, God. The music industry destroyed that poor girl's mind.The pop star rated her spaceflight experience a "10 out of 10," describing it as a feeling that comes only second to becoming a mother.
"I feel super connected to love," Perry said.
And just in case some dimwit tries to tell you otherwise, this thrill-ride didn't even remotely approach even the absolute lowest possible reaches of outer space.
In fact, the giant choad-rocket barely scraped the lower reaches of the thermosphere.
Key stats from today’s New Shepard crewed NS-31 mission:
The Crew Capsule reached an apogee of 346,802 ft AGL / 350,449 ft MSL (106 km AGL / 107 km MSL).
Everything is a lie.
You realize that by now, right?
Given the New Shepard is simply the midlife crisis toy of a tech titan, one wonders if Katy's next gesture here might have a double meaning.
The singer shared that she brought a daisy with her to space, a nod to her daughter Daisy, but also as a symbol of something greater.
"Daisies are common flowers, but they grow through any condition," Perry said. "They are resilient. They are powerful. They are strong."
Probably just a coincidence, but an interesting one.
CAN'T TRUST THAT DAY
Aside from launching the day after Palm Sunday - which seems a bit weird - April 14th is a very potent date when it comes to Secret Sunjacent events:
1561 – A celestial phenomenon is reported over Nuremberg, described as an aerial battle.
1865 – U.S. President Abraham Lincoln is shot in Ford's Theatre by John Wilkes Booth
1894 – The first ever commercial motion picture house opens in New York City
1906 – The first meeting of the Azusa Street Revival, which will launch Pentecostalism as a worldwide movement, is held in Los Angeles.
1909 – Muslims in the Ottoman Empire begin a massacre of Armenians
1912 – The British passenger liner RMS Titanic hits an iceberg in the North Atlantic and begins to sink.
1935 – The Black Sunday dust storm, considered one of the worst storms of the Dust Bowl
1944 – Bombay explosion: A massive explosion in Bombay harbor kills 300
1958 – The Soviet satellite Sputnik 2 falls from orbit after a mission duration of 162 days.
1981 – STS-1: The first operational Space Shuttle, Columbia completes its first test flight.
1986 – The heaviest hailstones ever recorded fall on Bangladesh, killing 92.
1994 – Twin U.S. Air Force aircraft mistakenly shoot-down twin U.S. Army helicopters in Iraq
1999 – A severe hailstorm strikes Sydney, Australia causing the most costly natural disaster in Australian history.
2003 – The Human Genome Project is completed with 99% of the human genome sequenced
2006 – Twin blasts triggered by crude bombs in the Jama Masjid mosque in Delhi
2014 – Twin bombs detonate at a bus station in Nigeria, killing at least 88 people - Boko Haram claims responsibility.
2023 – The Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer (JUICE) is launched by the European Space Agency.
SPACE IS AN ALTAR, PART 37,414
Aside from the chosen date, Blue Origin and New Shepherd have other, um, illuminating connections worth exploring.
Note the falling feather in the log, which a reasonable person might identify with a fallen angel if they were so inclined.
And speaking of fallen angels, remember that Alice Bailey saw the Watcher angels as the good guys, and their leader, "Sanat Kumara" - variously identified as the Silent Watcher or the Solar Angel - as essentially the "coming Christ" of her prophesied new age.
Note capitalized pronouns in the following excerpt:
I hope you'll join us this Saturday for another epic Secret Sun Institute livestream. This week we'll be looking at all the highly-inappropriate snuck into your favorite 80s movies. Childhoods WILL be ruined, but in the most amusing possible way. Plus, there'll be plenty of sympathetic shoulders to cry on.
In another hopeful sign that we may yet avert the onrushing Apocalypse, it so happens that Katy WilliamRefrigeratorPerry's new album tanked.
Not only that, but her label head made it a point to tell the press how badly it tanked and how things were going to change around here, young lady.
And how about the next time you're thinking of promoting a new single with a troupe of eight year-old boys dressed as a chain-gang overseen by a giant Pedobear, you just don't, OK?
And then there's this video, which is basically everything I've been ranting about, right there.
It opens with a creepy giant eye, which becomes a video screen depicting an alien GoPro journey through the endless galaxies-- from, oh I don't know- Vega?-- and finally into our own doomed solar system.
Then we see Katy AdmiralPerry dressed like a contestant on the Vega version of RuPaul's Drag Race cosplaying a Metron centurion from Star Trek:The Original Series.
Graty's being venerated on a pedestal within a nine-pointed (give or take) star. She then descends down a staircase like a LARP of the Second Degree Tracing Board.
In case you didn't make the Vega connection before, the band then tears into "Roulette," and Vegas-style casino graphics fill the room, all cast in an appropriately satanic crimson.
Get it? God-like space-aliens? Vegas? It's funny because it's redundant.
There's also an octagonal CERN stargate and just in case you missed it, they bring back the outer space graphics again.
Do also note the date of the show.
Are you following me here?
...from the kitsch sci-fi classic Devil "Girl" from Mars. Sensing a bit of a narrative unfolding here?
It's all very slick and well-produced. I dare say I'd enjoy the show quite a bit. If it were fiction, I mean.
Do note she also played the transgenic national anthem, "ET" on this tour.
...namely the Gotthard Tunnel Ritual. I understand the confusion.
Before you all go, I'd like everyone to open their Bibles to the Revelation of St. John, Chapter 17 verses 1-6, for today's Scripture reading.
Ha-ha, I'm mentally ill.
He is the Silent Watcher, as far as our immediate humanity is concerned, although literally the Planetary Logos Himself, on the higher plane of consciousness whereon He functions, is the true Silent Watcher where the planetary scheme is concerned.
He is the Great Sacrifice, Who left the glory of the high places and for the sake of the evolving sons of men took upon Himself a physical form and was made in the likeness of man. He is the Silent Watcher, as far as our immediate humanity is concerned, although literally the Planetary Logos Himself, on the higher plane of consciousness whereon He functions, is the true Silent Watcher where the planetary scheme is concerned.The great solar Angel, Who embodies the real man and is his expression on the plane of higher mind, is literally his divine ancestor, the "Watcher" Who, through long cycles of incarnation, has poured Himself out in sacrifice in order that man might BE.
So aside from that rather tenuous connection of the feather, what does this have to do with Blue Origin?
Glad you asked.
- The original Blue Origin logo featured twin turtles (or tortoises, or terrapins, or whatever), as well two descending wings enfolding an hourglass.
- Note the turtles are appealing to the Heavens in the logo, just as the turtle in the Babylonian kudurru is.
- Also note that the turtle was sacred to Enki - AKA "the Lord of the World."
Now let's get back to Alice Bailey's gushing on "the Silent Watcher":
Perhaps it might be stated thus:—That the Lord of the World, the One Initiator, holds the same place in connection with the Planetary Logos as the physical manifestation of a Master holds to that Master's Monad on the monadic plane.
There you have it.
Through a tortured string of correspondence, Enki came to be identified with Lucifer by 19th Century drug-addicted sexpests occultists, mainly through identification with Prometheus (as well as Hermes and other trickster gods), and the fact that he was often also identified with a serpent. All of which proves my point that occultism is just really severe OCD with extra pretentious delusions thrown in as seasoning.
And don't forget this charming fellow from Amazon's 2018 Super Bowl ad.
Being a trained British Intelligence asset, Bailey bombarded her poor audiences with the most absurd gobbledy-gook, which was actually part of her persuasive process.
By that I mean that it's well-established that hammering the gullible with a bunch of nonsense instills a highly-suggestible state. How it works is that the listener is so lost at sea with all of the bullshit dumped on them that they will cling to the occasional bits of reason or sense with the desperation of a drowning man.
Most cults use similar methods, as do all of our current educational institutions, of course.
So given that the New Shepard clearly represents Bailey's Silent Watcher (or Enki, or Semjaza, or Lucifer, or whomever), do note that the Lord of the World has six helpers, each of which represents a different color:
Each of these six Kumaras is a reflection of, and the distributing agent for, the energy and force of one of the six other Planetary Logoi, the remaining six spirits before the Throne. Sanat Kumara alone, in this scheme, is self-sustaining and self-sufficient, being the physical incarnation of one of the Planetary Logoi, which one it is not permissible to state, as this fact is one of the secrets of initiation.
Through each of Them passes the life force of one of the six rays, and in considering Them one might sum upTheir work and position as follows:
1. They each embody one of the six types of energy, with the Lord of the World as the synthesiser and the embodier of the perfect seventh type, our planetary type.
2. They are each distinguished by one of the six colours, with the Lord of the World showing forth the full planetary colour, these six being subsidiary.
3. Their work is therefore concerned, not only with force distribution, but with the passing into our scheme from other planetary schemes, of Egos seeking earth experience.
As someone who's been paying attention to the space program (sic) since I was a wee wane, I can tell you with complete confidence that it has nothing at all to do with colonizing other worlds and every single thing to do with wince-inducing ritual weirdness.
So believe me when I tell you that space is just an altar, and...
Update: This has been making the rounds.
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BONUS KATEMONGERING FROM THE WOO-BACK MACHINE
Since it's been a while since Katy Perineum appeared on these pages, let's wind the Sunchromystic Woo-Back Machine back to 2017 for a refresher. As you'll see there's a tantalizing link to today's wince-making ritual...
In another hopeful sign that we may yet avert the onrushing Apocalypse, it so happens that Katy WilliamRefrigeratorPerry's new album tanked.
Not only that, but her label head made it a point to tell the press how badly it tanked and how things were going to change around here, young lady.
Let's start with this weird Single White Female routine you pulled on Miley Cyrus, OK? I mean, what the fuck were you thinking about? Jesus, her career is in the toilet FFS.
That little stunt alone cost everyone in the A&R department their Christmas bonuses. Happy now?
And how about the next time you're thinking of promoting a new single with a troupe of eight year-old boys dressed as a chain-gang overseen by a giant Pedobear, you just don't, OK?
Just table that motion.
Tell yourself, "not today, Satan, not today. I may go completely out of my fucking mind one day, but not today."
Tell yourself, "not today, Satan, not today. I may go completely out of my fucking mind one day, but not today."
And do us all of a favor and mute Marina Abromovic's Twitter, will you please? If there's one thing that made everyone think "Katy Perry is just icky," it was that fucking "Bon Appetit" video, OK?
Even actual Satanists thought that shit was offensive. Honest to Christ, you've been hanging around with the Clintons too much.
For it is written...
"And the kings of the earth, who have committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning..."
"Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come..."
"And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more..."
EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN RANTING ABOUT. RIGHT THERE.
And then there's this video, which is basically everything I've been ranting about, right there.
It opens with a creepy giant eye, which becomes a video screen depicting an alien GoPro journey through the endless galaxies-- from, oh I don't know- Vega?-- and finally into our own doomed solar system.
Then we see Katy AdmiralPerry dressed like a contestant on the Vega version of RuPaul's Drag Race cosplaying a Metron centurion from Star Trek:The Original Series.
Graty's being venerated on a pedestal within a nine-pointed (give or take) star. She then descends down a staircase like a LARP of the Second Degree Tracing Board.
In case you didn't make the Vega connection before, the band then tears into "Roulette," and Vegas-style casino graphics fill the room, all cast in an appropriately satanic crimson.
Get it? God-like space-aliens? Vegas? It's funny because it's redundant.
There's also an octagonal CERN stargate and just in case you missed it, they bring back the outer space graphics again.
Do also note the date of the show.
And you know where all of this is going next; straight into "Dark Horse," whose video is the one that looks like something Zecharia Sitchin might have dreamed after eating that pastrami that might have been starting to turn a bit but tasted fine with a little mustard.
Are you following me here?
Not only do we see AndrogyKate in her Metron legionnaire uniform, we see a troupe of dancers dolled up in outfits some of you might recognize...
...from the kitsch sci-fi classic Devil "Girl" from Mars. Sensing a bit of a narrative unfolding here?
It's all very slick and well-produced. I dare say I'd enjoy the show quite a bit. If it were fiction, I mean.
Do note she also played the transgenic national anthem, "ET" on this tour.
There's also the 2010 single, "Pearl." Katy Perryodontic's producers originally called it "Pearl Drops," but there was the whole trademark issue with the tooth polish and whatnot.
At least that's what I heard.
But wouldn't you just know it? Katy PerryReisMap performed "Pearl" on some awards show or whatever, and not only do we see the veneration on a pedestal number we've come to expect, we also see those wacky sky-dancers on loan from the Millenium Dome Show.
And if those skydancers outfits look familiar, you might be thinking of something else...
...namely the Gotthard Tunnel Ritual. I understand the confusion.
And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.
So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast...
...full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication...
Ha-ha, I'm mentally ill.
And upon her forehead was a name written,"Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth Witness."
And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.
It's like my dear old grandpappy used to say, you can take the girl out of the church but you can't take the church out of the girl.
Actually, my grandfather never said that; he was a 32º Freemason and thought church was for imbeciles.
Well then, as St. Francis Xavier (cofounder of the Jesuits) used to say; "Give me the child until they are seven."
And what? Oh, no, that's it. Just give me the child already.
Actually, my grandfather never said that; he was a 32º Freemason and thought church was for imbeciles.
Well then, as St. Francis Xavier (cofounder of the Jesuits) used to say; "Give me the child until they are seven."
And what? Oh, no, that's it. Just give me the child already.
Close the cathedral gate on your way out, OK?
Bless you.
Bless you.
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