Walpurgisnacht is now SCHIZOIDMEME-nacht

If memes are magic, then schizoid memes (AKA SchizMemes) are the sacred texts of the 21st Century's descent into post-Descartian dissolution. 

The Bride of Satan and the Cerealia Killer

You probably heard about what I hope is not just the latest example of a trend of public self-immolation. I should say I hope not, but in fact I fear so.

Wars in Heaven: Stop Dragon My Heart Around

There's an interesting meme out there that goes "nothing ever happens." 

This is not even remotely based in truth, but more an artifact of the constant media stream. There isn't a 24 hour news-cycle anymore, more like a 24 minute news-cycle.