It's true. So are YOU taking the opportunity to hone your schizo-spiritual superpowers? No? Well, maybe you just haven't seen the right memes yet.
SO, HOW ESOTERIC ARE YOU?
Everyone wonders how esoteric they really are, some folks can't think about anything else. Which is why I've worked up the first of three questionnaires so you can truly ascertain your true EQ (esoteric quotient). Can you go another day without knowing how mystical you actually are?
No, I didn't think so.
Now, let's exercise your mystical muscles with some metaphysical memery...
