Blue Pill Poppers

This may be hilarious (if I don't say so myself), but the story behind it is no laughing matter. 

Let's Get Higher: A Secret Sun Solstice Soiree of Sync

You know who we are and you know how we do. So here's the 10th - and in my opinion, best - summit meeting between the Sultan of Sync and the Sovereign of Sinsemilla.

...If Only in My Memes

Not to be Danny Downer, but this could all get much, much worse between now and November. There's a rough beast slouching towards, well, everywhere these days. It's a mortally-wounded and cornered beast, granted, but that just makes it all the more dangerous.

X Marks the Clot

Nothing going on out there shocks or surprises me much anymore. I've seen it all played out a thousand times in comic books, sci-fi novels, TV shows, and movies. Have I been desensitized? Maybe. But I prefer to see it as being prepared. 

Send Meme an Angel

You know what they say: careful what you invoke for.

It's Always Midnight

The long, torturous wait is finally over: the revised and expanded 2022 edition of The Endless American Midnight is out now.

Do They Know It's ChrisMemes Time at All?

Oh, you have no idea. I can top that. 

I know you fine folks just want to relax and enjoy some light-hearted memely hilarity, but get ready to peer into the abyss of pure existential terror instead...

Seasons Meme'ings, Right Down Santa Claus Ghislaine

Paying attention to the Ghislaine trial? I'm not paying much, but what I'm hearing is basically corroborating everything some of us have known for a very long time now.

Tell Meme, People, Am I Going Ghislaine?

 

I was looking for good Ghislaine memes but I don't think such a thing exists. Nothing that carries my take, meaning she's gonna skate or get a slap on the wrist (the charges look pretty weak to me) and all the rich and powerful perverts and predators in bed with Epstein will never spend a day behind bars. 

So go read some of my older Ghislaine posts instead.

He Walks Ammon Us: Egypt's Restoration Ritual at Luxor

Well, there it is, right on schedule. The Great Restoration takes another giant leap forward and reaffirms the ancient kingdom of Egypt as its own. Fortuitous timing too, since it seems a lot of people were starting to doubt my grip on reality - yet again - when talking about the grand rituals of the Sorcerarchy. 

Always seems to work out this way, doesn't it? My cross to bear, I suppose.

The Apocalypse Makes for Strange Bedfellows

When it rains it pours: my old pal Derek Gilbert of SkywatchTV invited me on to his podcast to talk about the Lovecraft-Alice Bailey nexus, and we ended up touching on a whole host of other topics such as the Sorcerarchy, demonology and the existential evil of the Bush Crime Syndicate and their neocon toadies.

SaturnDay Nyte Byte: Talking Lucifer's Tech on Aeon Byte Live

  

I'll be on Aeon Byte Live at 9 PM EST tonight talking technologies. Lucifer's Technologies, to be exact.

It's live!

Death in Memphis

I'm sensing a weird connection to AstroWorld here. Don't ask me why.

Anyways, you know what day it was yesterday, was so let's get this litany started...

AstroWorld: There Will Be Giants on the Earth in Those Days

Oh, you KNEW this was coming.

So the other night some guy on Twitter was telling me how much my previous Astroworld piece sucked, but at least I didn't try to "desperately" shoehorn the Sibyl into my exegesis. I merely said "the night is still young" in reply.  

Astroworld: Darker Than You Think

The Corporate Media is throwing an epic hissy fit over ordinary people looking at pictures of the Astroworld stage set and seeing exactly what the producers are showing them. I don't know why they would care, never mind go to bat for a singer that doesn't exactly have a sterling reputation in the business. 

And most certainly isn't what you'd call a feminist.

Scott-Ish Rites: The Aeon of Astroworld

It goes without saying that trampling incidents are not uncommon at concerts, festivals or any other large gathering of people. But what happened at the Astroworld Festival on Friday night doesn’t seem to be any ordinary human stampede, but just another bad night in a soul-dead, demon-drenched dystopia that was once a thriving nation.

Meme Not-Monday: Electile Dysfunctions

 

Did you have any other smart-ass questions for me?

Trick or Treat, Mithraic Elite, Your VR Schemes are a Crock of Sheet

 

Ever see the movie Layer Cake with Daniel Craig? It’s about a British gangster who goes through all manner of trials and tribulations for a crime boss by the name of Eddie Temple (*Guard of the Templar Gold” essentially) and is rewarded not with the money he was promised but with an invitation to an exclusive club where the big boys meet.

13 Movies You Won't Be Watching This Halloween (But Should)

It's one of life's paradoxes: a lot of my favorite movies are generally classified as Horror, but Horror as a genre usually bores me. It's kind of the same way with me and Heavy Metal. See, the problem when you get to my age is that you've heard and seen it all before. And usually heard and seen it done a lot better.  

And nothing sucks quite as hard as bad Horror or bad Metal.

Bow to Your New DEIties. Or Else.

By now, every schoolchild knows them by heart:

Knowles' Second Law: "The old state cults will be re-established under the cover of Woke." 

Knowles' Third Law: "The old statues currently being torn down will eventually be replaced by the icons and idols of the new/old state cult."

Boulevard of Broken Memes

 

This is so brilliant yet so insanely disturbing it makes me think we need a new adjective for something as brilliant and disturbing as this. Until then, we can use "screaming sneaker meme."

Example: "Did you see that new French horror flick? It's totally screaming sneaker meme."

Secret Star Trek Returns

To celebrate Captain Kirk going up into nowhere-even-close-to-outer-space in the DeMolay Cock-Rocket, I've reposted the Secret Star Trek series, which are some of the most popular and most requested essays in the decade-and-a-half history of The Secret Sun.

Memes of War, Memes of Liars: Memes of Dragons' Fire

Ready for some great memes and cringeworthy dad jokes, fellow whistleblowers?

Well, let's get this train rolling...

The Meme Police: They Live Inside of My Head

Forgive me, I'm a bit behind on my meme policing, so some of these might be from a newscycle or two ago. That said, I am sure you'll find this batch both amusing, entertaining and enlightening. 

That's three adjectives. What's the equivalent of "both" for three items?

Wanna Hear Something Spooky?

My pals over at The Spookies Podcast had me over for an epic gabfest on a wide range of topics, both Paranormal and New Normal. I had a big old fuck-ton of fun with Mike and Steph and I think you will too.

Lucifer's Technologies: The Original Series Returns

By far the most popular series in the history of The Secret Sun was 2016's Lucifer's Technologies series, which looked at the explosive growth of computer technology following World War Two and argued that its birth may be a little weirder and more troubling than what you may have been told in school.

The things I found about the creation of the transistor and microprocessor - and the men behind their creation - not only changed the way I saw high technology but eventually led me to realize that this world is powered by sorcerers and not scientists.

Meme Joe Greeme

Soulless vessels are going to be BIG next year, even more so than this year. But since viral agents and virulent phages are now just shooting out of our every orifice, follicle and pore like a perpetual volcanic explosion, Kim's new look is fashionable and functional. 

Foiled Again

Gird your loins: the legendary Sam Tripoli invited back on the Tin Foil Hat Podcast for an epic blab-session on the Ground Zero Star Map and much, much more. 

Regression Toward the Meme

Pretty much exactly how it happened. If you look closely, you can see George HW Bush hiding behind one of those trees. 

Allegedly.

Storming the Stargate: The Ground Zero Star Map

"What More Do You Need?"

One of my favorite 90s films is The Rapture, written and directed by Michael Tolkin, and starring Mimi Rogers and David Duchovny. Instead of the usual Hollywood sneer-fest, the film treats the topic and its subjects with the utmost seriousness and then goes whole-hog in the climax, which I have to admit I was definitely not expecting.

I love this scene in particular, seeing how it has a fellow freed prisoner ask a petulant Mimi Rogers, "What more do you need," as Gabriel blows his horn and the big show begins. See, I often think the same thing when it comes to the endless signs and wonders connected to another apocalyptic herald, one you may have heard a thing or two about around these parts.

No One's Going Anywhere

The latest Melt-A-Thon rant session is now up on The Melt. Two and a half hours of tilting at electronic windmills and screaming into the NatSecState's technocratic void, all leavened with generous dollops of gallows humor. 

I Don't Meme to Be Labor Day the Point, But...

Just a few random memes for a lazy Labor Day weekend. Take 'em or leave 'em, you don't even need to believe 'em. 

I Don't Meme to Offend Anyone

I still get a chuckle when I think of how all the bouji imbeciles who ran around LARPing like they were the second coming of the French Resistance turned out to be nothing but the dupes and puppets of that Bond villain from Hell. 

Irony is a dish best served with your last meal. 

In your unheated COVID camp hut, in the dead of winter. In North Dakota.

Dark Rain, Dark Reign

 

I can't seem to find it but I believe I did a post about this episode of The Outer Limits around 2011 or so. Maybe it was on one of the sister blogs. Anyhow, it resonated with me then and resonates with me even more now, in light of more recent slow-motion catastrophes.

The Meme Behind the Mask

Well, another busy week for the meme-makers, as both the Republic and the nascent Empire seem to be imploding simultaneously. The Memey Pranksters may as well get their last licks in before the big hammer comes down on all of our heads. 

Be of good cheer, though. These are just the flailings of a dying Age and a crumbling Order. It's as inevitable as the tides. Nature reclaims and then Nature renews.

Back to Square One, Another Empire Backfire

The Mememakers have been keeping busy with the latest imperial epic-fail. This pretty much sums it up. Sums what up, you ask? Well, everything.  

Just think on it a spell.

Superheroes Enter Their Super Death-Throes

Back in February I wrote a piece on how the superheroes' moment had passed and an irreversible decline was setting in. I guess I hadn't anticipated how accelerated that decline would be, or how a very weak slate of upcoming superhero movies would only put the pedal to the collapsitarian metal. 

Now I'm beginning to think we'll be seeing the last wave of big-budget superhero movies in the next eighteen months, or however long it takes to clear the decks of the projects already in production.

MKUltraterrestrials: Butterfly Bullets

Butterfly and moth symbolism has been a perennial topic inside the conspiracy underground since the publication of TRANCEformation of America in the mid-1990s. 

Very few (if any) serious researchers took the book's claims of a "Monarch" project with anything less but a very large grain of salt, but there's no denying the ubiquity of butterfly symbolism all over the various causes and cults created and controlled by the Cryptocracy.

Oh Meme Reader, I Believe You Can Get Me Through the Night.

A real page-turner, to be sure. Must-read of the month.

Be Careful What You Woke For

If you get anything at all from this little blog of mine, I would hope it would be three simple laws. Because you're going to need to keep your sanity in the coming days.

Knowles' First Law is, "Whenever a controversy over symbolism erupts in the media, it's usually disguising a completely different symbolic message altogether."

Knowles' Second Law is, "The old state cults will be re-established under the cover of Woke." 

Knowles' Second Law, Paragraph A is, "The old statues currently being torn down will eventually be replaced by the icons and idols of the new/old state cult." 

Crypto-Mithraism Gets Less Cryptic at Tokyo Olympics

Where have all the people gone?

Olympic Ceremonies have always been a reliable barometer when it comes to the current ruling-class mindset, particularly their religious mindset. 

It's common knowledge that the Olympics began as a specifically religious festival (honoring Zeus, specifically) and were revived during the heyday of European Freemasonry and the Victorian fetish for the old gods. I've been looking at the games since the earliest days of this blog and I have to confess: the rituals on display this year are not exactly filling my heart with boundless optimism.

The Week in Solar-Phallic Ritualism Space News

I'm sure you've heard the latest in not-even-remotely-space news, so why don't we just do a little quick free-styling, a little free association, and see what comes up.

No pun intended.

Do You Know What I Meme?

I'd say it's time to start shopping for a new spirit guide.

Space is an Altar: Sex & Rockets

Never mind the kids down there.

Meet Me at The Obelisk

UPDATE: IT'S A' LIVE. Listen with rapt attention here. Click the little arrow and make it come up.

Set the Controls for the Heart of 1983

 

I was originally planning to do a single playlist for 1983. I ended up creating six. As it happens, 1983 was even more pivotal a year than I'd expected. There was so much going on in so many different genres that I realized how much 1983 had spoiled me for every year that followed it. 

1983: The Year That Broke Reality

That helmet looks vaguely Kirbyesque

1983 hovers like a wraith over all of my work and I've never been quite sure why. All I know is that I sensed something definitively change in the spring and summer of that year, even if those changes have only become apparent in the past few years. 

But all I can say for sure is that something somehow seemed to have entered our world from somewhere else.

 

Just Another Manic Meme-Day

 

The Clone Wars meme may already be played out but this exemplar is pure and utter genius. If you get this, THEN I LOVE YOU. You belong here.

C'mon Baby, Light My Midsummer Fires

  

Well, it's that time of year again. In light of recent events, Midsummer AKA Saint John's Day seems a bit more resonant than it has before. Of course, we have a newly-minted Federal holiday that falls a mere two days short of the Solstice, in much the same way our national Bacchanalia falls three days short of the Equinox. But that's all coincidental, surely.

But, oh boy; have you read the news today?

You Will Know Synchronicity

  

Whether you loved it or hated it, there’s no talking about 1983 without talking about the Police’s mega-smash Synchronicity, released 38 years ago last Thursday. The album even knocked Michael Jackson’s mighty Thriller off the top of the Billboard charts, a position it reached no less than 17 times. 

Did I mention it was released on the 17th? Do I need to?

"Like the Most High": Cracking the Vega-Cygnus Code

You may be one of those people who thinks they live in an ordered and rational universe, and not a roiling hothouse of magic, mysticism, and sorcery. 

You may think you live in a world where people in high places are preoccupied with petty trifles like money and power, and not with kicking the struts out from underneath the entire edifice of Creation and rebuilding the rubble into their own image.

I'll see what I can do to help you with that. I'm not here to judge.

Code-Breaking the Craft: It Takes Two

What we're looking at isn't about a religion or a fraternity, it's about the entire foundation of all high-initiate ritualism, spanning back thousands -- perhaps even tens of thousands -- of years. Rituals that were mind-crushingly ancient before the world ever even heard of Abraham or Jesus, never mind Albert Pike.

It's also about the purpose of the ritualism we're seeing being carried out on a near-weekly basis these days.

Star Cults, Nothing but Star Cults, Give Me Those Star Cults

So having earned your Scentless Apprentice and your Mellow Craftsman merit badges, are you ready for the Third Degree? I guarantee you by the end of this process you'll know more about Masonic symbolism than over 99.33% of all Freems worldwide. 

You might even be able to help de-gaslight your friends and family who think all of the cultic ritual nonsense we're increasingly bombarded with has some basis in objective reality. 

Memeday Monday: Can't Trust that Day

If only, Homer. If only.

C'mon Billy

Got a Black Magic Woman

It's Garland Day, AKA Garland King Day, AKA The Day the Shepherd Boy Swam to the Siren. Also the day the Romans made sacrifices to Neptune. And these are the days of miracles and wonders. 

Also, the Great Unveiling. 

Code-Breaking the Craft: Storming the Stargate

The SSI is having an open-house, where we're all enjoying some quality code-breaking of arcane and revelatory symbolism. This is an addendum to that lesson.

Earn Your Scentless Apprentice Degree! Absolutely Freem!

The Freemasons are the big kahunas when it comes to symbolism, aren't they? The only problem is that I don't think most of them understand their own symbols, and tend to get very flighty and flowery when you ask them to explain it. 

Say What You Meme, Meme What You Say

 

Timing is everything.

The Never-Ending Rituals: The 4th A.D.

May 5: After an apparent failure on Imbolc, SpaceX successfully launches "Starship" (sic) on Beltane.

UFOs? More like UF-NO's

Around 2011 or so I coined Knowles' Law on UFOs: "The probability that a UFO story is a deliberate hoax is correlative to the amount of mainstream media coverage it receives."

I think this is a very useful law to keep in mind these days.

MKUltraterrestrial 3.0

A brain, being washed

As the apocalyptic process fires up back to a boil in the dark months of April and May, it's only fitting that the Great Work MKULTRA3.0 psychedelic research is heating up as well. I'm sure Secret Sun regulars (and irregulars) know my take on what the true goal of this program is, and if not, check out my most recent appearance on The Higherside Chats.