A real page-turner, to be sure. Must-read of the month.
Also check this out: a real barnstormer, to be sure. Check out Miguel's Patreon for full show.
More proof the groundskeeper is shoveling dirt onto the superhero coffin. There will be no glorious resurrection. The last drop of blood has been squeezed from the stone.
And poor Kevin; I guess no one told him that when you sell out, they hold all the cards. That's why they call it "selling out." A shame, really. He's a good guy who put himself in a bad situation.
He should have tried to be more like Zappa.
Or his hero (and mine, and probably yours).
THE ICE WATER ALARM CLOCK OF TRUTH
Hence the absolute entirety of the corporate media being composed of objectively mentally-sick and/or demon-possessed bootlickers nursing democidal hunger pangs.
Think I'm exaggerating? I guess you aren't on Twitter much.
Has been for a long time now. Who invented napalm? Who invented nerve gas? Who invented bioweapons?
Who still cleaves to ridiculous anti-science like Transhumanism, interstellar travel and Darwinism?
Well, yeah. But I mean besides I Love Fucking Science contingency. They couldn't recite the scientific method if you held an Elon Musk flamethrower to their heads..
IT'S GOT WHAT RNA CRAVES
It's got electrolytes too.
"Deeply conflicted," is what headshrinkers call this. Maybe Eros-Thanatos approach-avoidance something something who gives a fuck.
THE WEEK NOT IN SPACE
Don't forget the dune buggy and the golf bag. Oh wait: they left those on the Area 51 soundstage Moon.
Thanks to my boy for the wisdom either way.
There's no business like show business,
like no business I know.
There's no people like show people,
they smile when they are low.
DRUNK ON THE OLD SANGRE SANTA
Wow, who could have seen such a predicament? No, I mean besides every warm-blooded human with an IQ over room temperature?
The Oligocrats have a real headache on their hands: The Harris of Babylon's primary constituency is Woke Karens, who are the inner core of their base. And don't quote me on this, but I've heard tell that Woke Karens are all possessed by demons who were banished from Hell because they were too evil.
Still following up on that lead.
THERE AIN'T NO WHITE HATS, THERE AIN'T NO BLACK HATS, THERE'S ONLY YOU AND ME AND WE JUST DISAGREE
Surely a coincidence.
Along with all the other Crypto-Masonic signals we've seen this guy flashing.
The same as all the others before him.
Or maybe DJT's just a big Angela Merkel fan. Submit your pet theory in the comments.
A PROPHET IS NEVER WELCOME IN HIS OWN TIMELINE
Technological innovation stopped dead in its tracks a long time ago, and the Great Lie of Perpetual Progress is always easily demolished with a simple newspaper search.
Which I reckon is exactly why newspaper searches are getting harder to find and more expensive.
Prophecy: Fulfilled.
Prophetic Status: Confirmed
MUSICAL INTERLUDE
Wow, this Starcrawler band is really something. Such a totally unique and original look and sound.
But I think liked them better 20 years ago when they were called Queen Adreena.
And/or 30 years ago when Queen Adreena were called Daisy Chainsaw.
Bonus factoid: A little bird told me that a certain kill-crazy no-talent, who may or may have gotten her start working a CIA underage honeypot operation, might have also stolen Katie Jane Garside's act.
I can neither confirm nor deny this at press time, so please regard it as Apocrypha. I mean apocryphal. For the time being, at least.
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
Pray for us, Sibyl.
You do so as well, DNA Scully.
Don't be a faithless backslider:: light candles and offer up prayers and petitions to Our Ladies in the comments.
Come enroll at the Secret Sun Institute of Advanced Synchromysticism.
The 1983 parade rolls on at the SHRR blog. We're going back to the Batcave and doing the Goth and Industrial Explosion now so please come along and join in.
Don't forget: the legendary Secret Sun Facebook group is back in action, after a three year hiatus.
