You may not want to believe me, but we're in the Golden Age of Schizomysticism. It may be ephemeral, like a ship passing in the night. Things are less permanent than they've ever been before. But maybe that's the genius of it.
But Chris, you say? How do I catch the Schizomystic wave? How can I be a part of this possibly-fleeting fad floating through the Matrix?
It's easy, pilgrims. Just meditate on the following memes and you will achieve schizo-satori, guaranteed.
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While you're supercharging your consciousness with the power of schiz, be sure to check out the latest entry in the 45 Years of '79 series on The Secret History of Rock 'n' Roll.
This time we look at Post-Punk: PiL, Gang of Four, Joy Division and all the rest. Don't miss it for the world.
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