The Master painted from life.
Burnt out on all the post-election propaganda? Feeling like this dreary, degenerate culture is sucking the life-force from your loins?
Well, I have a cure-all for you, Charlie: Vitamin FF.
And by Vitamin FF, I'm talking a crash-course in Frank Frazetta, folks. It'll cure your enervation, guaranteed.
Indeed, longtime readers know of my love for Frazetta's work, which has been proven by Science to raise serum testosterone levels exponentially in those who view it, even for a short time. So if you need an antidote to the mind-sucking mediocrity of modern-day America, dive deep into the Master's oeuvre.
Studies have shown that there are millions of young men in this country who could use a course or three of Frazettasone, particularly all these sad little shut-ins on Reddit with their auto-castrating femmeboi brain-mush. A few jabs of Frazettasone would put some hair on their chests and a spring in their step.
Heck, they might even leave the house once in a while. Or they might even get a job one day instead of downloading the chuckeecheese and fapping themselves straight into prison.
Sound too outlandish to believe? Well, the Science proves it. Trust the Science of Fraz.
But the archetypal power of Frazetta is equal opportunity: it will even reinvigorate and refresh women as well as men. Of any age.
And there are no "strong women" - meaning there aren't any danger-haired mental patients overly-fond of Ring Dings and Dilly Bars - in his work, only powerful women. Women who are as vital and lusty and vigorous as his men.
And just like all his heroes are self-portraits, all his babes were inspired by the love of the Master's life and mother of his children, Ellie. The Queen who ran his empire while he dreamed powerful visions of unbridled humanity into a world that needs them now more than ever.
And if you're ever in the Stroudsburg area, do make a pilgrimage to the Frazetta Museum. It's in a beautiful building on a beautiful and idyllic plot the size of a state park. We went out on Halloween when they were still leaves on the trees. The mountain scenery on the drive over is eye-melting and fills you with wonder at the glory of Creation.
The museum is run by the Frazetta clan, who are super-nice, super-helpful people who are cognizant of the profound responsibilities of guarding the Master's legacy. And they do an amazing job of it.
Just go already. You can thank me after.
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Sure, if you believe in that sort of thing. I'll respect your pronouns.
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