That is, if we still have an Internet in 2025. Or electricity.
Or us.
GALLOWS HUMOR DEPT.
THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS (IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU)
MY BALONEY HAS A SECOND NAME, IT'S W-E-I-M-A-R
San Francisco?
Maybe a little too far north.
That's more like it.
I just have one thing to say to this fine constable: don't be a hero. Some national treasures should stay buried.
MEDIA IS MURDER
Find out whatever is Sean Penn does and do the exact opposite.
For the love of God, please.
For the love of God, please.
Somehow this makes it worse.
Oh, does it ever. You have no idea.
Well, maybe you do. But even then, you still probably don't.
DIE-ER'S REMORSE
I think that's the point.
CULTURE VULTURE COUTERE
MKULTRA IS EVERYWHERE. ALSO EVERYWHEN
Best case scenario.
More probable outcomes.
And the worst-case scenario.
SIGMA CITIZEN CENTER
I'm OK with that.
And you should be too.
Finally, this is for all you Dying NASA Scientist fans out there. Or anyone else who treasures late 2000s-style YouTube surreality.