Monday, September 19, 2022

Yass Meme Slay


I think anyone watching the news is starting to feel the same way. 96 years is nothing to mourn; it's something to celebrate. We should all be so lucky.



Lady Di might have other relatives to keep her company the way things are going.

FREEMIES FREESTYLIN'



"Freemason" has been trending on Twitter today, mostly because of that checkerboard floor. Seems a bit of a stretch to me. Have to look a bit closer but I'm not seeing anything particularly Freemish quite yet.


Maybe we should ask Lizzie's cousin here.

HI, I'M CHUCKY. WANNA PLAY?


Don't knock Liz. We'll be looking back on her reign as the absolute golden age once the newly-crowned King is done smashing the world economy to splinters, along with his buddy Klaus and all the rest of 'em.




Then again, Chucky might not have much time to play, judging by those catchers' mitts at the end of his forearms there.

JUSSIE TRUDEAU IS A MEME


This popped up a few days ago. Pretty funny, right?


It was rather amusing, that is until the Kanadian Klown started LARPing it during the official mourning period. No way is this twiddlehead running anything. Maybe his wife's boyfriend is the one pulling the strings.


STOCK UP ON SUNSCREEN



Says it all. 


ELITE COWARDICE AND HYPOCRISY LEAD TO INEVITABLE COLLAPSE


The Vineyard Virtue Signal Squad went into total meltdown mode when a few illegals showed up in their postmodern Paradise. It's easy to bust on their cowardice and hypocrisy but the island is the vacation hotspot for the elite of the elites, the ones currently digging their bootheels into everyone's necks. 

It's no surprise they'd call in the Army to get a tiny handful of destitute Venezuelans out of their Shangri La. But it was a surprise - and an alarming one - to see what a bunch of impotent drama queens they all are when faced with even the most minor of real problems.

This does not bode well for any of us when the shit really starts hitting the fan. These people have never been challenged, never known want or trauma - not even the slightest inconvenience - and can't handle it when someone punches back. This is exactly why the decadent Sumerians were supplanted by the hardy Akkadians, why the Greeks were supplanted by the Romans, and why old Roman Equestrian families were supplanted by hardier specimens from the provinces. That bit about hard times and the rest of it.

Only this time the stakes are much, much higher.




ANTOINETTE CLIFTON


This is a shop teacher up in Ontario. Sure, it's Canada, but I get the very strong feeling this is some ingenious type of Situationalist protest. I could be wrong, but come on. Just look at it.




MEDIA IS MURDER




FAME, WHAT'S YOUR NAME





Pretty sure this is fake news but sometimes a lie can illuminate a deeper truth. Or in this instance, illuminati a deeper truth.


Like here.


WE DON'T NEED NO GANGBOSS






I'LL TAKE SYNONYMOUS WITH "CRYPTO" FOR $500. WAIT: FOR $100.







KIDS THESE DAYS






YOU HAD ONE JOB







FOLLOW THE SCIENCE... OVER THE CLIFF


Timeline of Lyin' Swine.



IT'S A GEN X THING, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND



MEMES FOR MEMES' SAKE





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