God Save the Meme

Disrespectful? Yes. Vaguely blasphemous? Yes.

Hilarious? Also yes.

Too soon?

If she's really, really lucky. If not, five bucks will be five bullets. Don't underestimate that family's ruthlessness, Princess Pearly.

Laugh while you still can.

The Beast is now unleashed.

Kitsch is not dead.

There's one consolation.

REVOLUTION 911

Defense contractors: "Me! Me first! No, me!"

“Anyone who can make you believe absurdities
can make you commit atrocities.” - Voltaire

 

THE VERY BEST OF HANDS

Two words: "Algol Cult"

Hiring this guy was a total troll on the PG/QA contingent

Also, fuck this perverted bullshit.

Speaking of which.

THE TRUTH ABOUT DEVOLUTION

Further proof that the Nineties were peak America.

Also, shoot me.

Getting those vessels ready.

"Better the Morgue than the Borg."
- Some asshole somewhere

"I'll tell you what: we'll give you convenience AND we'll throw in death at no extra cost. Such a deal!"

Humans are religious animals. Destroy one religion, you create another, by design or default.

Of course, all this insanity is most definitely by design.

Not the way things are going, no. 

I'm sorry, John.

IN THIS HOUSE WE WUVS SCIENCE 

FYI: no one with a single critical faculty in their heads actually believes Darwinism anymore. It's just another variation on the hobo-head dog. In other words, it's just another  managerial-class winnowing tool.

Like, y'know - Woke.

I remember back when the manifesto was published. Everyone I knew who read it basically said, "you know, the guy's kind of extreme but a lot of what he says makes a lot of sense."

Good times.

HAVE YOU MET MY UNCLE SY OPPS?

Testify, Hyde.

TIME TO PUT THE BIG BOY PANTS ON

Time to grow up, my friends. Leave the Woke corporate garbage to the drones and the dregs. Let them suck on the globalist infantilization pipe until they inevitably drop dead in their forties (at the very latest).

You can spend the rest of your life reading, watching and listening to great entertainment that doesn't have a ® on it. Doubt it not.

Guilty as charged.

Mission accomplished.

THEY'RE BETTER THAN US

FFS, put a cork in it already, Science News.
#UFOsAreBoring

HILARIOUS, BUT I'M NOT SURE WHY

Long and hard, but immensely satisfying.