The Clone Wars meme may already be played out but this exemplar is pure and utter genius. If you get this, THEN I LOVE YOU. You belong here.
Talk about played out, if I never hear another word about this utter fail it will be too soon. It's like my grandpa used to say, "You can't spell "boring as fuck" without U-F-O-S."
There are only two possibilities here: either Pearly Pigtails is trolling The Secret Sun or Pearly Pigtails is trolling the Deep Pearl Dive.
Vote your favorite theory in the comments.
Please do. I can smell Vince and Jacqueline from here. They smell like clove cigarettes, melting vinyl, sweat-cheese and staggering student debt.
Also, Cruxshadows.
I recommend this as an alternative.
Extra credit: Auriga.
SPIRITUAL BUT NOT REGULUS
I realize this, yes. I will strive to be better.
You can't unsee it.
Don't worry. Not for too much longer.
DOGGIE DO'S AND DON'TS
Winston Bartholomew Puddlesworth the Third makes his meme debut. But you can call him "Mr. Puddles" if it's easier. And yes, it's a constant struggle keeping him away from all the mushrooms out in the back. Can you blame him, though?
Also, humans.
Oh, You is currently streaming on Paramount+. Or maybe Peacock. I don't know, I get all of those DOA streaming platforms mixed up.
MENTAL WELLNESS CORNER
Do you remember when they tried to make Jason a Saturday morning cartoon character? I do. Not sure about this guy. Probably.
Animation has always been lousy with sickos (John Kricfalusi, for starters).
That's what we used to call a "keeper."
Literally me.
MEDIA SCHITZ
And they are working around the clock to destroy you and everything you hold dear. And they love to brag about it all day on social media.
This is science. What, are you anti-science now? OK then. Trust this science.
Of course, it helps when their audience is a bunch of solipsistic, narcissistic half-wits.
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Or at least the kind of conspiracy theorist they don't actively shove down your throat all the live-long day.
Conspiracy theories designed to provoke nuclear conflagrations and create skull-crushing police states are still A-OK. So don't you worry, Karen.
You too, Brian and Rachel.
NOT "TEMPORARILY-EMBARRASSED MILLIONAIRES," BUT CUCKS
Trust this science.
Also, this science.
True on so many levels. Think on it.STOP SUPPORTING SOCIOPATHS
Truer now than ever before.
SIRI, DEFINE "ON-RUSHING CIVILIZATIONAL COLLAPSE"
Thank you. I guess.
Now find me "the most reliable methods of selective memory erasure."
Also, "Top 10 caves to ride out societal implosion."
THE ABOLITION OF (WO)MAN
Fascist. If they was/is/were/zere truly woke, they'd identify as a bicycle seat.
FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY UNTRUE
"They used CGI to fake the moon landing," said no actual moon-hoax researcher ever.
TRAGIC BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
Where do you intend to ride out the collapse? Trade notes in The Den of Intrigue.
