Science: "All Children Hate Clowns"

You heard it here first on the Secret Sun, now Science proves it: Kids hate clowns.

Money quote: "We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable."


  1. Clowns are evil and John Gacy is their immortal leader. Why people are intent upon scare children that way is beyond me.

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  3. I suspected as much, from a distance they may look funny but as the clown would approach make an annoying squeeking sound making a balloon animal, the child would see that it is a man, but not an ordinary man, a clown-man! CLOWN! crown? "don't worry" says mamma, IT's just a clown.

    Some commonalities of clowns:
    -Vertical stripe across eyes
    -They are often bald
    -It covers up the appearance actual of the people
    -Big smiley mouth
    -Big red nose

    It's the perfect rapist!