Science: "All Children Hate Clowns"


You heard it here first on the Secret Sun, now Science proves it: Kids hate clowns.

Money quote: "We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable."


3 comments:

  1. Clowns are evil and John Gacy is their immortal leader. Why people are intent upon scare children that way is beyond me.

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  3. I suspected as much, from a distance they may look funny but as the clown would approach make an annoying squeeking sound making a balloon animal, the child would see that it is a man, but not an ordinary man, a clown-man! CLOWN! crown? "don't worry" says mamma, IT's just a clown.

    Some commonalities of clowns:
    -Vertical stripe across eyes
    -They are often bald
    -It covers up the appearance actual of the people
    -Big smiley mouth
    -Big red nose

    It's the perfect rapist!
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/493765546_b1dec4b19a.jpg?v=0

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